frankblackthings.bsky.social
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Just Frank Black things
The Experience appears to be an AI music generator, which recently pivoted into music for literal babies. Another track of theirs, touching on a more dear to Rudy's heart than even 9/11
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Bad news for PalanQueer, the internal LGBTQ+ support group. Yes, that is a real thing and not a joke. The reason I know this is because the real identity of Crackity Jones is Peter Thiel.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm not sure why they still get to be hallowed when they haven't had a new studio release in 18 years. I've released five albums in that time! But sure. Hallow them.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Frank Black emceeing the Devil's sixth birthday party
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In hindsight, those cold dead eyes, emotionless expression, and penchant for "barbecuing" "meat" that "definitely" "isn't human ha ha ha" should have tipped us off.
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Uh guys, does anybody know how The Zodiac Killer got his hands on a pair of Ray-Ban Meta AI glasses in 1969?
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Frank Black when an underwater guy gets killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey (also: the underwater guy controlled the sea)
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
August 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Frank Black when there's 6 people who want to play Mario Kart but there's only 4 controllers.
July 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hey Justin,
Frank Black from The Pixies again. Just curious why this is still happening.

Cheers
July 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hi there Justin, Frank Black from The Pixies here. Great brackets but I'm just checking in to lodge a formal complaint. Please see the enclosed image and forward to higher ups as you see fit.

Cheers.
July 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
June 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
June 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Frank Black having just noticed that someone pooped in the community pool
March 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Frank Black trying to get picked as the audience participant at a magic show.
March 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Frank Black in any American city other than DC
March 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Frank Black going through customs on a business trip
March 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM