FPL Moose
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Here for the sports
And the vibes
If you follow me and interact then I’ll always follow back
And the vibes
If you follow me and interact then I’ll always follow back
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
Captaining Haaland is so boring
But not captaining him is like a painful kick in the bollocks
But not captaining him is like a painful kick in the bollocks
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Captaining Haaland is so boring
But not captaining him is like a painful kick in the bollocks
But not captaining him is like a painful kick in the bollocks
Anyone else tempted to go Semenyo to Mbuemo?
Nice fixtures coming up for Semenyo but Bournemouth massively off the boil
Nice fixtures coming up for Semenyo but Bournemouth massively off the boil
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyone else tempted to go Semenyo to Mbuemo?
Nice fixtures coming up for Semenyo but Bournemouth massively off the boil
Nice fixtures coming up for Semenyo but Bournemouth massively off the boil
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Meanwhile, CEOs make 280 times the typical worker today.
The system is rigged.
The system is rigged.
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Meanwhile, CEOs make 280 times the typical worker today.
The system is rigged.
The system is rigged.
Gabriel last week - 12 points
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Gabriel last week - 12 points
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
The week before - 9 points
Week before that 12 points.
Then 9, then 13
The week I captain him
This week
One fucking point.
One.
So glad I captained Gabriel.
I broke him
I broke him
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So glad I captained Gabriel.
I broke him
I broke him
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Just found out that sloths can hold their breath underwater longer than dolphins.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just found out that sloths can hold their breath underwater longer than dolphins.
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Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
Saka when he sees the chance to get points
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Saka when he sees the chance to get points
I love it when a plan comes together
In my FPL team I like to reserve a role for “disappointing striker”
Last week I relived Joao Pedro of his duties as I felt he couldn’t continue to disappoint so spectacularly.
My replacement disappointing striker is Woltemade.
I trust he won’t fail to disappoint.
Last week I relived Joao Pedro of his duties as I felt he couldn’t continue to disappoint so spectacularly.
My replacement disappointing striker is Woltemade.
I trust he won’t fail to disappoint.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love it when a plan comes together
In my FPL team I like to reserve a role for “disappointing striker”
Last week I relived Joao Pedro of his duties as I felt he couldn’t continue to disappoint so spectacularly.
My replacement disappointing striker is Woltemade.
I trust he won’t fail to disappoint.
Last week I relived Joao Pedro of his duties as I felt he couldn’t continue to disappoint so spectacularly.
My replacement disappointing striker is Woltemade.
I trust he won’t fail to disappoint.
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In my FPL team I like to reserve a role for “disappointing striker”
Last week I relived Joao Pedro of his duties as I felt he couldn’t continue to disappoint so spectacularly.
My replacement disappointing striker is Woltemade.
I trust he won’t fail to disappoint.
Last week I relived Joao Pedro of his duties as I felt he couldn’t continue to disappoint so spectacularly.
My replacement disappointing striker is Woltemade.
I trust he won’t fail to disappoint.
Need a team leak so I can work out whether to stick with Saliba or get him gone for a -4
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Need a team leak so I can work out whether to stick with Saliba or get him gone for a -4
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👇 never gets old
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
👇 never gets old
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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bloody hell- worst bench point haul Ive ever had 😭
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
bloody hell- worst bench point haul Ive ever had 😭
Well that was an abomination
Less said the better.
Back stronger…
Less said the better.
Back stronger…
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Well that was an abomination
Less said the better.
Back stronger…
Less said the better.
Back stronger…
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Don't forget — they're not just buying a ballroom. They're buying Trump's favor. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Don't forget — they're not just buying a ballroom. They're buying Trump's favor. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
hang this in the louvre (there's room now)