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FPL Hippie
@fplhippie.bsky.social
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Very ADHD, so expect attention to detaal. My best friend is a fox named Samantha. I practice FPL Mindfulness. "My team my way, your team your way."
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · Nov 14
Please share.

Could help somebody.

A code, because many people are more comfortable talking about football than mental health.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h
A lot of the FPL Managers on X probably only buy white English players and blame the other players for their season's problems. Probably.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h
"I'm sorry. Well, I'm going to drive back to Phoenix now. Putting you in my FPL squad was a trap, and I'd like to get myself out of it."
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h
"It just seems it's hurting you, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it."

"People click their thick tongues and suggest oh-so-very delicately what I should do with my groin."
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h
"Put it 'some place?' I could never do that. A boy's best friend is his groin."
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h
"If I had a groin trouble me the way yours troubles you..."

"Oh, I don't hate my groin. Well I do, but I say I don't. It's the injury. I hate what my groin has become."

"Couldn't you put your groin....some place?"
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h
"Mr Palmer, I'm a Chelsea fan, and I'm struggling to plan my season because of your...ah..."

"Well, m-m-m-maybe you'd like some sandwiches and milk? While we talk about my...ah..."

"Yes, that'd be lovely, thank you."
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h
☆ ☆ #fpl Cinemas present ☆ ☆

"PSYCHO GROIN"

"Cole Palmer's persistent groin injury is ruining my FPL planning. So, I'm going to take a ride out there to find out what's going on."
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 16h
Just watched this now. Groovy!
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 21h
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Photo taken the last time Dominic Calvert-Lewin was a good #fpl pick
Dominic Calvert-Lewin as Robert Cornelius, whose self-portrait taken in 1839 is generally accepted as the first known photographic portrait of a person taken in the United States, and a significant achievement for self-portraiture.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Photo taken the last time Dominic Calvert-Lewin was a good #fpl pick
Dominic Calvert-Lewin as Robert Cornelius, whose self-portrait taken in 1839 is generally accepted as the first known photographic portrait of a person taken in the United States, and a significant achievement for self-portraiture.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
"Hulk rest now. Smash Everton this weekend."

#fpl
Erling Haaland as The Incredible Hulk
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Steve Austin, marked by DefCon Monster Joško Gvardiol
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
I know. 2 points extra, most games. Terrifying
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
DefCon Monster Virgil Van Dijk
Virgil Van Dijk as that weird purple alien dude from Star Trek
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
🤣😂🤣
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
I've sent one of my #fpl squad staff out to check Erling Haaland is relaxing at home and not playing football tonight.
Erling Haaland and Columbo
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Sounds differential. Haven't seen anyone with that. Whatever that means
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
James Tarkowski and Gabriel

DefCon Monsters

#fpl
James Tarkowski as Frankensteins Monster Gabriel as The Thing
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Dominic Calvert-Lewin is suddenly turning up in #fpl squads like some "Special Guest Star."
Dominic Calvert-Lewin as a Special Guest Star on The Love Boat
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Not even when they're locked in as permanent transfers, upon deadline?

(I'd always used that was the case)
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
A "penalty" kick is so named, as it's a punishment for the opposition of you almost certainly scoring.

11 metres out. Central. Goal over 7 metres wide, over 2 metres high. You're supposed to score them.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
If Life Was Like #FPL

"Sorry about that. It's not you, it's me. However, my underlying stats are good. If you knew how many other women I've gotten it up for, you'd be encouraged. I'm clearly getting in the right positions, often enough. It's just variance. I'm definitely due another one soon."
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Out here in Hounslow, only the High Street ones have shelters