Yukon LumberJake Cornelius
@foxtrotzed.bsky.social
Professional Bolt Modifier, Precision Vaccumist, Bore Scope Operator, Cam Timing Enthusiast.
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Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:
Can't remember the last time I saw a wind chill around -22 in December.
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Can't remember the last time I saw a wind chill around -22 in December.
TIL the last OP for that final American DC8 was aid to Jamaica after the hurricane. Cool. It was then donated to Liberty. Boo.
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
TIL the last OP for that final American DC8 was aid to Jamaica after the hurricane. Cool. It was then donated to Liberty. Boo.
Where do we think Bill Pullman lands on the scale of presidential war crimes? Prevailing average? Maybe below?
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Where do we think Bill Pullman lands on the scale of presidential war crimes? Prevailing average? Maybe below?
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an update to this is that i drew half of a wolf pupy comic and then instead of finishing it i spent a bunch of time changing the Pluribus poster to say Gumbus
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
an update to this is that i drew half of a wolf pupy comic and then instead of finishing it i spent a bunch of time changing the Pluribus poster to say Gumbus
Just realized Malörtfest was very intentionally scheduled on Packers Bears day.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just realized Malörtfest was very intentionally scheduled on Packers Bears day.
TIL the Chinese only retired their last TU-4's in 1988.
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
TIL the Chinese only retired their last TU-4's in 1988.
First observation of Christmas Vacation on tv for the season, and you know what that means: remembering I haven't made my girlfriend watch Natural Born Killers yet.
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
First observation of Christmas Vacation on tv for the season, and you know what that means: remembering I haven't made my girlfriend watch Natural Born Killers yet.
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a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
December 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM
a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
Oh, I've had that backwards for a while now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oh, I've had that backwards for a while now.
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TIL about pressurized telephone cables.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
TIL about pressurized telephone cables.
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
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Man, Detroit is the place to be on Thanksgiving. The only missing was if they also brought out ICP for halftime.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Man, Detroit is the place to be on Thanksgiving. The only missing was if they also brought out ICP for halftime.
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Prove you are a genuine Russian armed auxiliary ship with this simple Kamcaptcha...
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Prove you are a genuine Russian armed auxiliary ship with this simple Kamcaptcha...
First real winter storm of the season and my parking brake keeps sticking. Thanks VW. I already replaced that caliper.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
First real winter storm of the season and my parking brake keeps sticking. Thanks VW. I already replaced that caliper.
Tosin and Misha collaborated and called it "Zuffenhausen" - nerds
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tosin and Misha collaborated and called it "Zuffenhausen" - nerds
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let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
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Nicotine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nicotine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
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Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
Spent almost 2 hours in the mineral museum but had a difficult time not pointing at every example of giant example of native copper and saying "think of how much meth you could get with that."
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Spent almost 2 hours in the mineral museum but had a difficult time not pointing at every example of giant example of native copper and saying "think of how much meth you could get with that."
Visiting my old college town has forced me to contend with all of the institutions that have since left. Including: the new book store with walk-in humidor, and the 3 story used book store. The ground floor was a glass shop, the second were books, and the third was porn with dedicated dildo room
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Visiting my old college town has forced me to contend with all of the institutions that have since left. Including: the new book store with walk-in humidor, and the 3 story used book store. The ground floor was a glass shop, the second were books, and the third was porn with dedicated dildo room
ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) I'm a light house trying to keep ships from hitting rocks
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) I'm a light house trying to keep ships from hitting rocks