Definitely Not The Cheat
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The Capitalization on the Declaration of Support for Dear Leader is GLARING Indication that the Author was IN FACT, Dear Leader, Himself.
It’s even more embarrassing than I imagined.
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The Capitalization on the Declaration of Support for Dear Leader is GLARING Indication that the Author was IN FACT, Dear Leader, Himself.
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You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male
There was NEVER A DOUBT!
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
There was NEVER A DOUBT!
Has odunze even had a target tonight? Assuming he's still not 100%. Getting no separation
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Has odunze even had a target tonight? Assuming he's still not 100%. Getting no separation
At halftime, I say there's about a 50% chance this game ends with zero punts
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
At halftime, I say there's about a 50% chance this game ends with zero punts
Do the packers score 50 tonight?
January 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Do the packers score 50 tonight?
Bears defense making the Packers feel at home. Looking like swiss cheese out there
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Bears defense making the Packers feel at home. Looking like swiss cheese out there
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
I blame Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I blame Drake
I watched somewhere south of ZERO White Sox games this year, but have been glued to this series.
Baseball is still good.
Fuck the White Sox though!
Baseball is still good.
Fuck the White Sox though!
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I watched somewhere south of ZERO White Sox games this year, but have been glued to this series.
Baseball is still good.
Fuck the White Sox though!
Baseball is still good.
Fuck the White Sox though!
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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This would only be a problem for him if Republicans intended on having free and fair elections.
With 15 months left until the midterms, all actions indicate otherwise.
With 15 months left until the midterms, all actions indicate otherwise.
In April, Trump approval among men = 48%
Now = 39%
April, Trump approval among women = 39%
Now = 35%
April, Trump approval among independents = 31%
Now = 21%
"This is really bad news for Trump, and for Republicans who depend on independents in close elections...”
www.umass.edu/news/article...
Now = 39%
April, Trump approval among women = 39%
Now = 35%
April, Trump approval among independents = 31%
Now = 21%
"This is really bad news for Trump, and for Republicans who depend on independents in close elections...”
www.umass.edu/news/article...
New National UMass Amherst Poll Finds President Trump’s Job Approval Gap Slides 6 Points Since April | UMass Amherst
The survey finds Trump’s net approval drops to -20 six months into his term, while his approval rating on immigration falls 9 points since April; additionally, 70% say he has not handled Epstein situa...
www.umass.edu
August 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This would only be a problem for him if Republicans intended on having free and fair elections.
With 15 months left until the midterms, all actions indicate otherwise.
With 15 months left until the midterms, all actions indicate otherwise.
Did the same back when Bill Owens resigned.
If you haven't already, you should do the same ... There's a spot to list why you're cancelling as well.
Let 'em know
If you haven't already, you should do the same ... There's a spot to list why you're cancelling as well.
Let 'em know
July 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Did the same back when Bill Owens resigned.
If you haven't already, you should do the same ... There's a spot to list why you're cancelling as well.
Let 'em know
If you haven't already, you should do the same ... There's a spot to list why you're cancelling as well.
Let 'em know
Did a deep clean of my junk drawer today. Found 21 Scoopie Tokens from @culvers.com.
Quite possibly my most normie #MidwesternDad thing that I'm actually proud of
Quite possibly my most normie #MidwesternDad thing that I'm actually proud of
July 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Did a deep clean of my junk drawer today. Found 21 Scoopie Tokens from @culvers.com.
Quite possibly my most normie #MidwesternDad thing that I'm actually proud of
Quite possibly my most normie #MidwesternDad thing that I'm actually proud of
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Reading about elected Democrats is like following a White Sox level rebuilding team. Maybe there's a promising star and a reliable vet here and there but the rest don't even know what game we're playing.
April 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reading about elected Democrats is like following a White Sox level rebuilding team. Maybe there's a promising star and a reliable vet here and there but the rest don't even know what game we're playing.
RFK: "I was dumb as shit as a kid too"
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
April 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
RFK: "I was dumb as shit as a kid too"
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Are we sure this isn't Ryan Day? It looks like Ryan Day
We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.
April 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Are we sure this isn't Ryan Day? It looks like Ryan Day
Does this mean I can preorder a Nintendo switch 2 now?
April 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Does this mean I can preorder a Nintendo switch 2 now?
Retire yesterday you feckless complicit jellyfish.
You're not ready for the moment. I'll be helping make sure you'll be primaried into retirement if you last that long
You're not ready for the moment. I'll be helping make sure you'll be primaried into retirement if you last that long
There is very little about this CR that I like—but there is even less I like about a government shutdown. With Trump & Musk taking a chainsaw to the government’s workforce & illegally freezing funding, the last thing we need to do is plunge our country into further chaos by shutting down the govt.
March 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Retire yesterday you feckless complicit jellyfish.
You're not ready for the moment. I'll be helping make sure you'll be primaried into retirement if you last that long
You're not ready for the moment. I'll be helping make sure you'll be primaried into retirement if you last that long