Mike Engel
@michaelengel.bsky.social
I like D&D and baseball and other nerdy stuff.
Liberal in a red state. he/him/his
Liberal in a red state. he/him/his
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Mike Engel
@michaelengel.bsky.social
· Nov 11
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Even Hegseth's old Fox News colleagues are calling him out for throwing his subordinate under the bus.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Even Hegseth's old Fox News colleagues are calling him out for throwing his subordinate under the bus.
It's canon that WWE superstars don't watch the shows, especially segments that would settle miscommunication issues, and apparently that couples don't see each other outside of the arena if one of them (Liv) is injured for a while. #wwengel
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's canon that WWE superstars don't watch the shows, especially segments that would settle miscommunication issues, and apparently that couples don't see each other outside of the arena if one of them (Liv) is injured for a while. #wwengel
glad i white knuckled it here and almost got stuck to work for 4 hours
The University of Kansas has announced that its Lawrence and Edwards campuses will close this afternoon because of the weather. Info on more closures and cancelations: lawrenceks.news/4auPwDw
KU campuses closed, plus more cancelations during winter storm in Lawrence
The University of Kansas has announced that its Lawrence and Edwards campuses will close Monday afternoon because of the weather. Find info on more closures and cancelations here.
lawrenceks.news
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
glad i white knuckled it here and almost got stuck to work for 4 hours
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
Sometimes ya gotta make do and say "close enough" when cosplaying, Kash.
Kash Patel carrying on J. Edgar Hoover's FBI Director tradition of wearing women's clothes, I guess?
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sometimes ya gotta make do and say "close enough" when cosplaying, Kash.
folks already playing christmas music in the building
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
folks already playing christmas music in the building
well LFK has sure earned the F on these roads today. good god
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
well LFK has sure earned the F on these roads today. good god
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I dunno man it just really seems like American universities have lost the plot over the past 30 years or so and while I too love college football and basketball, the people making key decisions at them don't seem to care about their educational mission at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I dunno man it just really seems like American universities have lost the plot over the past 30 years or so and while I too love college football and basketball, the people making key decisions at them don't seem to care about their educational mission at all
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I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
Respect to Mike Wheeler raw doggin' that hospital vending machine coffee. No fear on that young adult now.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Respect to Mike Wheeler raw doggin' that hospital vending machine coffee. No fear on that young adult now.
nah, i'm done with this world, let's start over
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
nah, i'm done with this world, let's start over
I'm 40 percent pie at this point.
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm 40 percent pie at this point.
hell yeah
@michaelengel.bsky.social has swears! They've used 536 profanities in their last 5,194 posts.
🥇 "damn" (99 times)
🥈 "shit" (74 times)
🥉 "hell" (64 times)
🥇 "damn" (99 times)
🥈 "shit" (74 times)
🥉 "hell" (64 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
hell yeah
Sure why not - how well am I doin' @profanity.accountant ?
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sure why not - how well am I doin' @profanity.accountant ?
Played Baseball Simulator 1.000 on SNES with my 4-year-old nephew. He legit hit a bomb off the wall.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Played Baseball Simulator 1.000 on SNES with my 4-year-old nephew. He legit hit a bomb off the wall.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
If it happened today it'd be a little holiday treat.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If it happened today it'd be a little holiday treat.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Now I see why they wanted to rebrand to the Department of War. No one calls them 'defense crimes'
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now I see why they wanted to rebrand to the Department of War. No one calls them 'defense crimes'
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Trump has done so many worse things that tear down the East Wing of the White House but each time I'm reminded of it I revert to WTAF fuck mode and think he !!!!demolished the East Wing of the White House!!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Trump has done so many worse things that tear down the East Wing of the White House but each time I'm reminded of it I revert to WTAF fuck mode and think he !!!!demolished the East Wing of the White House!!!
Plenty of time left for Daniels to throw a silly interception.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Plenty of time left for Daniels to throw a silly interception.
Lol you gotta be kidding me
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Lol you gotta be kidding me
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
Chiefs get all the calls though
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Chiefs get all the calls though