Effing Candle Co.®
@effingcandleco.bsky.social
Luxury candles with attitude. Wooden wick candles, wax melts, room sprays, candle refill kits, corporate gifts, wholesale candles, and more!
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Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
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Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
It's the perfect time to send a gift! Orders $28+ = free shipping.
That's one jar, two travel candles, or three wax melts 🕯️
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That's one jar, two travel candles, or three wax melts 🕯️
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December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's the perfect time to send a gift! Orders $28+ = free shipping.
That's one jar, two travel candles, or three wax melts 🕯️
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That's one jar, two travel candles, or three wax melts 🕯️
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Left some snackies for our mail carrier bc he's really the MVP for bringing mail tubs, being flexible with pickup times, and doing it all in the snow.
(I kinda forgot that we had a huge snowstorm on Monday. This week was 67 months long.)
(I kinda forgot that we had a huge snowstorm on Monday. This week was 67 months long.)
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Left some snackies for our mail carrier bc he's really the MVP for bringing mail tubs, being flexible with pickup times, and doing it all in the snow.
(I kinda forgot that we had a huge snowstorm on Monday. This week was 67 months long.)
(I kinda forgot that we had a huge snowstorm on Monday. This week was 67 months long.)
Still grateful that the NYTimes gave me the perfect name for this set, which has been one of our bestsellers the past few weeks 😌
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December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Still grateful that the NYTimes gave me the perfect name for this set, which has been one of our bestsellers the past few weeks 😌
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I know you've bought small candles before, and they burned up in one bath, but these ARE NOT THAT.
3.5oz of wax for 20+ hours thanks to the apricot coconut wax. To put it in perspective, most 7.2oz soy candles have a burn time of 30 hours.
3.5oz of wax for 20+ hours thanks to the apricot coconut wax. To put it in perspective, most 7.2oz soy candles have a burn time of 30 hours.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I know you've bought small candles before, and they burned up in one bath, but these ARE NOT THAT.
3.5oz of wax for 20+ hours thanks to the apricot coconut wax. To put it in perspective, most 7.2oz soy candles have a burn time of 30 hours.
3.5oz of wax for 20+ hours thanks to the apricot coconut wax. To put it in perspective, most 7.2oz soy candles have a burn time of 30 hours.
Waking up to order notifications like
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Waking up to order notifications like
I sent out a LAST CHANCE FOR 25% OFF email this morning at the wrong time. It went out after the sale ended 🥲
So.
I'm extending the sale, but not in the "our marketing team didn't have any other creative ideas" way.
I'm doing it in the "I'm an idiot, someone please take my laptop away" way.
So.
I'm extending the sale, but not in the "our marketing team didn't have any other creative ideas" way.
I'm doing it in the "I'm an idiot, someone please take my laptop away" way.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I sent out a LAST CHANCE FOR 25% OFF email this morning at the wrong time. It went out after the sale ended 🥲
So.
I'm extending the sale, but not in the "our marketing team didn't have any other creative ideas" way.
I'm doing it in the "I'm an idiot, someone please take my laptop away" way.
So.
I'm extending the sale, but not in the "our marketing team didn't have any other creative ideas" way.
I'm doing it in the "I'm an idiot, someone please take my laptop away" way.
I love it when people send me pics of their cats losing their shit over our cat toy 😻
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I love it when people send me pics of their cats losing their shit over our cat toy 😻
Our annual sale leaving the building in one hour and 57 minutes
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December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Our annual sale leaving the building in one hour and 57 minutes
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Guess who ran out of small boxes "because there's no way we get in a gift guide again"
Thank you for nominating us for Anne Helen Petersen's gift guide for the second year in a row 💓
Fir is our best seller bc IT SLAPS!
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Thank you for nominating us for Anne Helen Petersen's gift guide for the second year in a row 💓
Fir is our best seller bc IT SLAPS!
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December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Guess who ran out of small boxes "because there's no way we get in a gift guide again"
Thank you for nominating us for Anne Helen Petersen's gift guide for the second year in a row 💓
Fir is our best seller bc IT SLAPS!
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
Thank you for nominating us for Anne Helen Petersen's gift guide for the second year in a row 💓
Fir is our best seller bc IT SLAPS!
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First year without a store = time to decorate the house. It looks like a little kid was let loose with a credit card, which is 100% the vibe 😂
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
First year without a store = time to decorate the house. It looks like a little kid was let loose with a credit card, which is 100% the vibe 😂
Candle number 3,000 for the month is about to be ordered, and it's kind of blowing my mind because holiday season 2021 we sold 1400 in all of Q4.
You did that 🥹🥰
You did that 🥹🥰
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Candle number 3,000 for the month is about to be ordered, and it's kind of blowing my mind because holiday season 2021 we sold 1400 in all of Q4.
You did that 🥹🥰
You did that 🥹🥰
Our black Friday sale is still going strong, and we have ~one day's worth of inventory left of the:
Oh What Fun mini tumblers (both scents)
Festive AF jars
Drunken Elves travel candles
Everyone's carts are in the holiday spirit 🎁🎄💕
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Oh What Fun mini tumblers (both scents)
Festive AF jars
Drunken Elves travel candles
Everyone's carts are in the holiday spirit 🎁🎄💕
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November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Our black Friday sale is still going strong, and we have ~one day's worth of inventory left of the:
Oh What Fun mini tumblers (both scents)
Festive AF jars
Drunken Elves travel candles
Everyone's carts are in the holiday spirit 🎁🎄💕
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
Oh What Fun mini tumblers (both scents)
Festive AF jars
Drunken Elves travel candles
Everyone's carts are in the holiday spirit 🎁🎄💕
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
It's supposed to snow 4" on Monday, and we have 700 candles to deliver to a stockist. If you see me on the street looking like the little dog in the Grinch with my candles on a sled, no you didn't.
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It's supposed to snow 4" on Monday, and we have 700 candles to deliver to a stockist. If you see me on the street looking like the little dog in the Grinch with my candles on a sled, no you didn't.
"I don't want to leave the house bc it's raining" 🌧️
"Too cold to leave the house, and it's snowing 🥶 ❄️"
Guess what, cutie — the forecast is always fine online 😘 (and 25-40% off is live till Tuesday at 10 am Central Time)
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"Too cold to leave the house, and it's snowing 🥶 ❄️"
Guess what, cutie — the forecast is always fine online 😘 (and 25-40% off is live till Tuesday at 10 am Central Time)
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November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"I don't want to leave the house bc it's raining" 🌧️
"Too cold to leave the house, and it's snowing 🥶 ❄️"
Guess what, cutie — the forecast is always fine online 😘 (and 25-40% off is live till Tuesday at 10 am Central Time)
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"Too cold to leave the house, and it's snowing 🥶 ❄️"
Guess what, cutie — the forecast is always fine online 😘 (and 25-40% off is live till Tuesday at 10 am Central Time)
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Omw to spend money at small businesses for Small Business Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Omw to spend money at small businesses for Small Business Saturday
This is my first Black Friday doing "just" online vs online AND running a store.
I cannot believe how much easier this is. I'm not trying to run around a store by myself and fill online orders (trying not to bork them up bc I got interrupted or distracted 38 times?)
A 19/10 experience
I cannot believe how much easier this is. I'm not trying to run around a store by myself and fill online orders (trying not to bork them up bc I got interrupted or distracted 38 times?)
A 19/10 experience
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is my first Black Friday doing "just" online vs online AND running a store.
I cannot believe how much easier this is. I'm not trying to run around a store by myself and fill online orders (trying not to bork them up bc I got interrupted or distracted 38 times?)
A 19/10 experience
I cannot believe how much easier this is. I'm not trying to run around a store by myself and fill online orders (trying not to bork them up bc I got interrupted or distracted 38 times?)
A 19/10 experience
🚨 Low stock alert! Stocking stuffer sets are almost gone! 🚨
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November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
🚨 Low stock alert! Stocking stuffer sets are almost gone! 🚨
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Candles will never make a comment about what's on your plate
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Candles will never make a comment about what's on your plate
I need y'all to promise me that you're not going to put your nice candles in the bathroom while guests are visiting (or ever, if I'm throwing wishes out into the universe)
Scent memories are so powerful that one wrong flush and your fav scent will remind you of 💩😭
Scent memories are so powerful that one wrong flush and your fav scent will remind you of 💩😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I need y'all to promise me that you're not going to put your nice candles in the bathroom while guests are visiting (or ever, if I'm throwing wishes out into the universe)
Scent memories are so powerful that one wrong flush and your fav scent will remind you of 💩😭
Scent memories are so powerful that one wrong flush and your fav scent will remind you of 💩😭
🚨 CAT TOYS ARE BACK IN STOCK 🚨
Rave reviews:
"My cats never play with toys, but they LOVE this one."
"I had to get a second because my cats slobbered all over it."
"My cat uses it as a little pillow."
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Rave reviews:
"My cats never play with toys, but they LOVE this one."
"I had to get a second because my cats slobbered all over it."
"My cat uses it as a little pillow."
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November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🚨 CAT TOYS ARE BACK IN STOCK 🚨
Rave reviews:
"My cats never play with toys, but they LOVE this one."
"I had to get a second because my cats slobbered all over it."
"My cat uses it as a little pillow."
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Rave reviews:
"My cats never play with toys, but they LOVE this one."
"I had to get a second because my cats slobbered all over it."
"My cat uses it as a little pillow."
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Me after lifting 12,000lbs of candles throughout candle season
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Me after lifting 12,000lbs of candles throughout candle season
The Black Friday preview sale ends tonight, and I love seeing people scoop up the sets.
25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
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25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
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November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Black Friday preview sale ends tonight, and I love seeing people scoop up the sets.
25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
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I will be riding this high into 2026
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I will be riding this high into 2026
CAN I GET A W IN THE CHAT? YA GIRL HAS MORE CASH IN THAN OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR.
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
CAN I GET A W IN THE CHAT? YA GIRL HAS MORE CASH IN THAN OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR.
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
Glitter, bows, twinkle lights. Christmas is loading at our booth!
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Glitter, bows, twinkle lights. Christmas is loading at our booth!
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉