Flukeman
@flukeman.bsky.social
Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter.
He/him. SoCal ➡️ NC Triangle. Cat dad to my horrid cat son, Bob. Go Dodgers.
He/him. SoCal ➡️ NC Triangle. Cat dad to my horrid cat son, Bob. Go Dodgers.
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
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Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
Mr. Bob is looking particularly dapper today
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Mr. Bob is looking particularly dapper today
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There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthet
Going on any other social media site makes me realize that bluesky isn’t so bad
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthet
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YOUR TURKEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE FREEZER TODAY 🦃
ATTENTION: today is the day to take your turkey from the freezer and put it in the fridge for thawing
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
YOUR TURKEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE FREEZER TODAY 🦃
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
Didn't realize Fiddy was such an Orson Scott Card fan
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Didn't realize Fiddy was such an Orson Scott Card fan
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Finally ate my last two Selena Gomez Oreos
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Finally ate my last two Selena Gomez Oreos
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
The YT algo recently blessed me with the gift of Mini Construction. Join me in watching this Vietnamese dude build miniature hydroelectric dams. Squint with me as he welds and uses cutoff wheels while wearing sandals with zero safety gear in sight. This channel is perfection.
Mini hydroelectric design with unique screw turbine
YouTube video by Mini Construction
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The YT algo recently blessed me with the gift of Mini Construction. Join me in watching this Vietnamese dude build miniature hydroelectric dams. Squint with me as he welds and uses cutoff wheels while wearing sandals with zero safety gear in sight. This channel is perfection.
Finally ate my last two Selena Gomez Oreos
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Finally ate my last two Selena Gomez Oreos
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
Too bad they're rare, because I love them like a love song. I know they're not good for you, but hopefully there's a store who says come and get it, because the heart wants what it wants.
In a world without thermonuclear backlash to generative AI, this would mostly be a failure to market this to the correct demographic
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In a world without thermonuclear backlash to generative AI, this would mostly be a failure to market this to the correct demographic
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Bagel Bites was ahead of the game on this one
Keep in mind there is no law saying bagels are only for the morning. If you want a 9PM bagel, that’s fine. You can just do that.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bagel Bites was ahead of the game on this one
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here's a 13GB .zip with all 33,572 images from the Epstein doc dump, converted to pdf and OCR'd
drive.google.com/file/d/15UfF...
drive.google.com/file/d/15UfF...
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
here's a 13GB .zip with all 33,572 images from the Epstein doc dump, converted to pdf and OCR'd
drive.google.com/file/d/15UfF...
drive.google.com/file/d/15UfF...
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These stories are brutal www.thecut.com/article/draf...
When Your Husband Spends $300,000 on DraftKings
Four women on how sports gambling turned their relationships upside down.
www.thecut.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
These stories are brutal www.thecut.com/article/draf...
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Personally I really like "delete my Minecraft character"
can i just say i really appreciate when people evade censorship through euphemisms.
like why say unaliving or sewerslide
when you can say “bought them a ticket to meet Jesus” or “logged out of existence”
like why say unaliving or sewerslide
when you can say “bought them a ticket to meet Jesus” or “logged out of existence”
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Personally I really like "delete my Minecraft character"
The Zoomin' Centipede
Thurston Co. Scanner, News, &
Weather Blog: A trooper with the Washington State Patrol just
called out a traffic stop on a semi that's towing a semi, which is towing a box truck that's also towing two vehicles on I-5 south at Pacific Avenue. The trooper reported […]
[Original post on hachyderm.io]
Weather Blog: A trooper with the Washington State Patrol just
called out a traffic stop on a semi that's towing a semi, which is towing a box truck that's also towing two vehicles on I-5 south at Pacific Avenue. The trooper reported […]
[Original post on hachyderm.io]
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Zoomin' Centipede
I just got on chat with YouTube TV support and they offered me a free week of service (worth about $18) after I complained about missing stuff I want to watch on ESPN. Just in case anyone else is interested in saving $18.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I just got on chat with YouTube TV support and they offered me a free week of service (worth about $18) after I complained about missing stuff I want to watch on ESPN. Just in case anyone else is interested in saving $18.
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My buddy picked up a spare kid - a friend of his own son. Said kid lives with his dad, a single parent on disability after a near fatal car crash. Last night Kid was at my buddy's for dinner and asked, "Can you pack me some spaghetti to go? My dad's been starving himself to make sure I eat."
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My buddy picked up a spare kid - a friend of his own son. Said kid lives with his dad, a single parent on disability after a near fatal car crash. Last night Kid was at my buddy's for dinner and asked, "Can you pack me some spaghetti to go? My dad's been starving himself to make sure I eat."