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Jonathan
@floatinglomas.ca
Just a guy running with a pig doing the best he can.

#AuDHD #FuckFibro
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hey no big if not but do u know what the third book is called
We will never be a monarchy. Know that. To quote the LOTR trilogy: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
October 6, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Reskeet the last meme you saved:
September 14, 2023 at 2:49 PM
post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic
September 9, 2023 at 2:22 AM
@medus4.com I DM’d you on twitter; I need a bit of help. If you could peek when you have a moment I’d greatly appreciate it. ❤️
August 26, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Your name in bands

Ja Rule
One Republic
Nas
A Flock of Seagulls
Timbaland
Heart
Aerosmith
‘N Sync
Your name in bands

Mayer, John
Allman Brothers Band
Reinhart, Haley
Yebba
Steely Dan
CSNY
Osborne, Joan
Trower, Robin
Taylor, James
Jesus and Mary Chain
ABBA
Marina & the Diamons (yes I know)
Eurythmics
Sigue Sigue Sputnik

Your name in bands.
August 19, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Reskeet this with a picture of you, and let the skyline rizz you up

(I have no idea what rizz means…)
August 19, 2023 at 4:29 PM
I’m 43. I got my first tattoos. Im slightly terrified what happens next: I’m an Autistic collector with money to burn… 😅
August 19, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Finally labelled it on the outside to go along with the label on the inside.
August 12, 2023 at 4:10 AM
August 9, 2023 at 4:53 AM
@qookins.bsky.social I have no idea what this means but as soon as I figured out wtf that red blob was I thought of you.

Mostly because I don’t know anyone else from New Jersey. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This literally came to me in a dream once. It never ceases to make me laugh when I scroll past it in my photo roll.
August 8, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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Dear friends, if you're seeing this please pause what you're doing and take a second to go into your bsky settings and turn this on:
August 6, 2023 at 7:53 PM
If you steal trousers from a dead guy, that’s necro-pants.
If they are actually several goth boys, that’s necro-mans.
July 24, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Look at me, interacting with other humans.
July 23, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Future governor reminisces over penultimate competitive event.
July 23, 2023 at 5:06 PM
If y’all post in anger while annoying others you’re being orn’ry on main
If u post about agriculture in Iowa you're being corny on main
July 23, 2023 at 4:25 AM
This is the fundamental problem of American individualism.

Freedom is not free - your freedom almost inevitably costs someone else their freedom.

Folks on the right either don’t understand this, or don’t care.

Unfortunately I suspect it’s the latter.
Much of the current political conflict boils down to: Who gets to make whom uncomfortable? The Right’s answer: Anything that makes *us* uncomfortable is a direct assault on the natural order and therefore needs to be eradicated; and also, how dare *you* ask us to respect your dignity?!?
Nothing like guys who've been crying about one can of Bud Light for five months telling Black people they're being too sensitive about slavery.
July 23, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Police - at least in the US - can compel bodily action, like fingerprinting you 94 making you look at a thing.

They cannot, however, compel speech - and a PIN is legally akin to speech.

…At least that’s my understanding; also not a lawyer.
July 21, 2023 at 4:38 AM
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"God stop giving me your toughest battles"

God: "But you are a tardigrade"
July 20, 2023 at 2:44 PM
I feel like we need to bring back the Care Bears…

…but maybe prequel them with a new series called the Aware Bears.
July 10, 2023 at 4:28 PM
uhhh … MILF Messenger?
not even top 5. twitter is cooked.
July 2, 2023 at 4:18 PM
May 19, 2023 at 11:29 PM
I just went and picked up my divorce papers from my wife’s lawyer.

I guess you could say they were self-serve.

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May 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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Can’t stop thinking about this.
May 17, 2023 at 4:42 AM
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I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance
May 16, 2023 at 12:37 AM