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Jonathan
@floatinglomas.ca
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Just a guy running with a pig doing the best he can.

#AuDHD #FuckFibro
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Me sitting in a plastic Adirondack chair, laptoping and coffee drinking, making some weird hand gesture, while chicken and sheep wander about behind me.
October 6, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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I can’t not see this.
“Every time someone types ‘lmao’ I imagine a French cat” written above a cat in a beret with a moustache and red striped shirt saying “Le mow.”
September 25, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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Reskeet the last meme you saved:
Captain Mal from Firefly saying “I won’t always kill you, but if I do, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.”
September 14, 2023 at 2:49 PM
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post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic
A weirdo standing beside a miniature cow, talking on the phone.
September 9, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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I thought bisquick.ie was the Irish website for the pancake mix?
Bisquick pancake and baking mix box because lolz
August 19, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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❤️

Can do.
A selection of books from my bookshelf including the aforementioned Guns, Germs, & Steel, amongst others. Yes I have Dewey Decimal / Library of Congress labels on all of my books. No I don’t want to talk about it.
August 19, 2023 at 5:30 PM
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Reskeet this with a picture of you, and let the skyline rizz you up

(I have no idea what rizz means…)
Me in my favorite antique sweatshirt sitting in my old Subaru BRZ that I quite miss except for the fact that I could barely get out of it because fuck Fibro.
August 19, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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I’m 43. I got my first tattoos. Im slightly terrified what happens next: I’m an Autistic collector with money to burn… 😅
Left forearm tattoo that says “Further”. Tattoo on my right hand of a figure kneeling and probably holding something; something I did via automatic drawing when I was 16 or 17.
August 19, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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Finally labelled it on the outside to go along with the label on the inside.
Range Rover Sport trunk with a "White Privilege" decal on the back, including a definition: "inherent advantages possessed by a white person on the basis of their race, as opposed to non-whites" Range Rover Sport Media Screen showing the name of the menu as "White Privilege"
August 12, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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A meme image stating “The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch.”
August 9, 2023 at 4:53 AM
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I don't mean to be that guy [0] but...

[0] actually I do because that's the joke
A screenshot of my searching for "cock blocking" in Robert's Rules of Orders, showing that there were in fact - quite to my dismay - no results.
July 25, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man in a warehouse.
July 24, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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Look at me, interacting with other humans.
A circle of profile pictures with my stupid face in the middle, surrounded by the profile pictures of cool people with which I've interacted over the last week.
July 23, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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Future governor reminisces over penultimate competitive event.
Twitter prompt: “can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?”
July 23, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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May 19, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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I can already feel the magic! 🤯
May 19, 2023 at 5:14 AM
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Here’s a dik-dik pic pic for you. 👍
May 18, 2023 at 5:50 AM
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Look at the days
Look how they pass for you
And everything you do
Yeah, it’s at least yellow
May 7, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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I do really wonder how many antivax folks didn't get a tetanus shot; it sure doesn't sound like much fun.
April 26, 2023 at 11:02 PM