Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
Wish I’d entered this years Red Bull go-kart thingy
a man in a pink and white striped outfit is driving a soapbox race
ALT: a man in a pink and white striped outfit is driving a soapbox race
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December 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Wish I’d entered this years Red Bull go-kart thingy
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It’s great advice from King Charles, for men to get regular checks from their team of healthcare specialists that they have at their behest
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It’s great advice from King Charles, for men to get regular checks from their team of healthcare specialists that they have at their behest
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Oooh isn’t the King brave??
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Oooh isn’t the King brave??
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Following today’s assault on the Grosvenor precinct 13th, Chester, the wife’s mission to render us penniless and homeless should be complete
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZNw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZNw...
Assault on Precinct 13 - John Carpenter - Anthology: Movie Themes 1974–1998
YouTube video by Vector Spector
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December 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Following today’s assault on the Grosvenor precinct 13th, Chester, the wife’s mission to render us penniless and homeless should be complete
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZNw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZNw...
Finally got my flu jab today, thought the gaff would be full but it was sadly, really quiet
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Finally got my flu jab today, thought the gaff would be full but it was sadly, really quiet
Having a 1-2-1 with my new boss tomorrow, sure it will be a great laugh 🙁
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Having a 1-2-1 with my new boss tomorrow, sure it will be a great laugh 🙁
Off to Cannock, early doors, if any Noddy Holder it’s Christmas she am he am no cruising wannabe motherfuckers need their super yob guitar ramming up their arse, Brownhills at 7.00am
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Off to Cannock, early doors, if any Noddy Holder it’s Christmas she am he am no cruising wannabe motherfuckers need their super yob guitar ramming up their arse, Brownhills at 7.00am
Maybe it's just an ego problem, problem is I've been fooled before
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Maybe it's just an ego problem, problem is I've been fooled before
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
Works office staff do tonight. Fingers crossed that none of them choke on a rogue bit of turkey, the bunch of utter cunts.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Works office staff do tonight. Fingers crossed that none of them choke on a rogue bit of turkey, the bunch of utter cunts.
3 meetings today, finance, HR and facilities. All utter fucking bollocks
a man wearing glasses is asking if he is the bad guy
ALT: a man wearing glasses is asking if he is the bad guy
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November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
3 meetings today, finance, HR and facilities. All utter fucking bollocks
Mani. Absolutely gutted here. RIP you daft sod.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Mani. Absolutely gutted here. RIP you daft sod.
Well, the wife and sisters are on a jolly to Amsterdam. The kids are over the water visiting the scouse relatives. I’ve been left to die alone.
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Well, the wife and sisters are on a jolly to Amsterdam. The kids are over the water visiting the scouse relatives. I’ve been left to die alone.
The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House
Jail the pedo cunt
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Jail the pedo cunt
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
A House of Dynamite on Netflix.
Scarey as fuck!
Scarey as fuck!
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A House of Dynamite on Netflix.
Scarey as fuck!
Scarey as fuck!
Weird fuckers who work with me bought this for me as they reckon I've gone soft as I've got older
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Weird fuckers who work with me bought this for me as they reckon I've gone soft as I've got older
Breaking news: Wife has bought a pair of 110’s
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Breaking news: Wife has bought a pair of 110’s
Budget meeting schedule from 10.30 until 3.30, overran by an hour and 15 minutes with no resolution, how we laughed 🤬
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Budget meeting schedule from 10.30 until 3.30, overran by an hour and 15 minutes with no resolution, how we laughed 🤬
My usual happy go lucky self
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My usual happy go lucky self
UTFT
Well I’ve never felt more like singing the blues, when Everton win and….
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
UTFT
Just watching the news and only just realised the golf was played over there, not over here.
September 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Just watching the news and only just realised the golf was played over there, not over here.
Spent the afternoon singing, windmill in old Amsterdam with the Granddaughter, started off with Ronnie Hilton and ended up with Bowie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
David Bowie - A Windmill in Old Amsterdam
YouTube video by Stevie Riks
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September 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Spent the afternoon singing, windmill in old Amsterdam with the Granddaughter, started off with Ronnie Hilton and ended up with Bowie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
It’s not for the want of trying
No ones come close to Kate Bush have they. #totp
September 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It’s not for the want of trying