Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
He’s mad, mad as a …
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
He’s mad, mad as a …
Maybe it's just an ego problem, problem is I've been fooled before
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Maybe it's just an ego problem, problem is I've been fooled before
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
By fair-weathered friends and faint-hearted lovers
And every time it happens it just convinces me more
He’s had his fair share
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He’s had his fair share
Supporting the Arts, innit.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Supporting the Arts, innit.
Nigel a la pumpkin 🎃
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Nigel a la pumpkin 🎃
The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House
Jail the pedo cunt
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Jail the pedo cunt
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Who robbed the Louvre
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Who robbed the Louvre
Weird fuckers who work with me bought this for me as they reckon I've gone soft as I've got older
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Weird fuckers who work with me bought this for me as they reckon I've gone soft as I've got older
My usual happy go lucky self
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My usual happy go lucky self
If only he wore a suit for work
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If only he wore a suit for work
One of the casz nations heroes
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
One of the casz nations heroes
He’d get Stockholm syndrome and be burning down holiday homes and painting Welsh roundabouts in no time
October 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He’d get Stockholm syndrome and be burning down holiday homes and painting Welsh roundabouts in no time
They can laugh in our face
Cos we know we're right
Looking good's the answer
And living by night
So take me to your leader
Cos we know we're right
Looking good's the answer
And living by night
So take me to your leader
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
They can laugh in our face
Cos we know we're right
Looking good's the answer
And living by night
So take me to your leader
Cos we know we're right
Looking good's the answer
And living by night
So take me to your leader
I’ve heard it’s marked with a blue plaque
September 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’ve heard it’s marked with a blue plaque
No wonder this fucker was always smiling
September 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
No wonder this fucker was always smiling
Not so ordinary to Chelsea
September 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Not so ordinary to Chelsea
Where’s Scooby Doo, when you need him?
September 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Where’s Scooby Doo, when you need him?