Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
You need a holiday 😎
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You need a holiday 😎
He’s mad, mad as a …
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
He’s mad, mad as a …
Little do you know that I know that you know...
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Little do you know that I know that you know...
Serious curvature of the spine, didn’t make the top 40 back in 81.
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Serious curvature of the spine, didn’t make the top 40 back in 81.
What were the tribute band called?
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What were the tribute band called?
And like a bad penny…
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
And like a bad penny…
WhenI was miserable, my mum would always say “ you’ve got a face like a cat’s arse”
I now know, she lied to me for all those years.
I now know, she lied to me for all those years.
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
WhenI was miserable, my mum would always say “ you’ve got a face like a cat’s arse”
I now know, she lied to me for all those years.
I now know, she lied to me for all those years.
Burt Bacharach looks like that Epstein bloke.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Burt Bacharach looks like that Epstein bloke.
Brian Harvey will be spinning in his grave.
a black and white photo of a man wearing a white fur hooded jacket .
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December 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Brian Harvey will be spinning in his grave.
Blame the cat
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December 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Blame the cat
Investigations are on going
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Investigations are on going
Get him in some suedies or sack it
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Get him in some suedies or sack it
a homemade cherry vodka, making most of the party very ill. Shame, shame on them all
a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people
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December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
a homemade cherry vodka, making most of the party very ill. Shame, shame on them all
ankles. The ex-army rugby type decided the best course of action was to tackle him to the ground, it wasn't as both casualties were taken to hospital for stitches and treatment for a fractured wrist. Turns out the ex-army guys stunning Eastern European wife had been spiking everyone up with...
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
ankles. The ex-army rugby type decided the best course of action was to tackle him to the ground, it wasn't as both casualties were taken to hospital for stitches and treatment for a fractured wrist. Turns out the ex-army guys stunning Eastern European wife had been spiking everyone up with...
Ooh, the finance director was lagging drunk before collapsing across another parties table, he accused his secretary of having an affair with a bloke in the office, both haven't been in since. He then got locked in a toilet, when rescued he insisted on walking to the bar with his keks round his...
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Ooh, the finance director was lagging drunk before collapsing across another parties table, he accused his secretary of having an affair with a bloke in the office, both haven't been in since. He then got locked in a toilet, when rescued he insisted on walking to the bar with his keks round his...
The fallout from the office party at ours has been better than one of the twats choking to death.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The fallout from the office party at ours has been better than one of the twats choking to death.
