Funkhauser
@funkhauser.bsky.social
Politics, electronica, light ales, Europhile, menswear, ramblings…
Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
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I used to work with a Kiwi bloke and a few of us were talking about quicks in the staffroom.
"I faced one lad and I genuinely feared for my health"
Colleague: "Shithouse"
Tony (38 one dayers/11 tests for NZ): In my defence, it was Waqar Younis.
"I faced one lad and I genuinely feared for my health"
Colleague: "Shithouse"
Tony (38 one dayers/11 tests for NZ): In my defence, it was Waqar Younis.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I used to work with a Kiwi bloke and a few of us were talking about quicks in the staffroom.
"I faced one lad and I genuinely feared for my health"
Colleague: "Shithouse"
Tony (38 one dayers/11 tests for NZ): In my defence, it was Waqar Younis.
"I faced one lad and I genuinely feared for my health"
Colleague: "Shithouse"
Tony (38 one dayers/11 tests for NZ): In my defence, it was Waqar Younis.
Selling Cantona
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Selling Cantona
Apparently there’s scenes no-one/someone/everyone wants to see at Villa Park.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Apparently there’s scenes no-one/someone/everyone wants to see at Villa Park.
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen:
James Brown
Paul Oakenfold
Buena Vista Social Club
Madonna
Status Quo
James Brown
Paul Oakenfold
Buena Vista Social Club
Madonna
Status Quo
AC/DC
Pink Floyd
U2
10cc
Dream Theater
Pink Floyd
U2
10cc
Dream Theater
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen
Belle & Sebastian
The Housemartins
James Taylor Quartet
James Brown
The Jam
Belle & Sebastian
The Housemartins
James Taylor Quartet
James Brown
The Jam
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen:
James Brown
Paul Oakenfold
Buena Vista Social Club
Madonna
Status Quo
James Brown
Paul Oakenfold
Buena Vista Social Club
Madonna
Status Quo
PSV fans having a lovely time at Anfield by the looks of it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
PSV fans having a lovely time at Anfield by the looks of it.
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Coventry having a frankly ridiculous season so far in the Champo
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Coventry having a frankly ridiculous season so far in the Champo
The biggest beneficiary of the BA discourse has been Okafor. I’m not convinced he’s all that good. I get that he’s a particularly type of winger but Gnonto at his best carries far more threat imo. #lufc
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The biggest beneficiary of the BA discourse has been Okafor. I’m not convinced he’s all that good. I get that he’s a particularly type of winger but Gnonto at his best carries far more threat imo. #lufc
Some win that for Everton. Fair play.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Some win that for Everton. Fair play.
Very satisfying to see that frog faced weasel properly on the ropes for once.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Very satisfying to see that frog faced weasel properly on the ropes for once.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
‘In need of modernisation’
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November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
‘In need of modernisation’
Just remembered Rogers going to celebrate his freekick goal with their set piece coach which has pissed me off again. What the fuck did he have to do with it?!
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just remembered Rogers going to celebrate his freekick goal with their set piece coach which has pissed me off again. What the fuck did he have to do with it?!
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
I don’t get bringing Tanaka off to move BA in centrally. When the game is going to be played in their half and we need some attacking threat on edge of their box, Tanaka can provide that. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don’t get bringing Tanaka off to move BA in centrally. When the game is going to be played in their half and we need some attacking threat on edge of their box, Tanaka can provide that. #lufc
On the one hand Farke’s been dealt a shit hand and I’m not convinced another coach gets much more out of them. But then again we don’t need to get MUCH more. If just one of Bournemouth, Spurs, Villa was turned into a win then everything sort of looks ok. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
On the one hand Farke’s been dealt a shit hand and I’m not convinced another coach gets much more out of them. But then again we don’t need to get MUCH more. If just one of Bournemouth, Spurs, Villa was turned into a win then everything sort of looks ok. #lufc
Stupid bald bastard
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Stupid bald bastard
Incredible pronunciation of the word ‘protocol’ by Stuart Pearce there on TalkSport… P-WOH-AH-COH
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Incredible pronunciation of the word ‘protocol’ by Stuart Pearce there on TalkSport… P-WOH-AH-COH
Train to London was cancelled.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Train to London was cancelled.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
Little trip to London tomorrow for a gig. Want to soak up a bit of the pre-Christmas cheer without taking on the hoards of Oxford Street.
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Little trip to London tomorrow for a gig. Want to soak up a bit of the pre-Christmas cheer without taking on the hoards of Oxford Street.
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
Funny, I thought this happened two weeks ago.
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Funny, I thought this happened two weeks ago.
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
Imagine being the sound engineer on a Florence & the Machine recording session. Hours and hours of THAT warbling sound.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Imagine being the sound engineer on a Florence & the Machine recording session. Hours and hours of THAT warbling sound.
That fly tipping thing near Oxford is unbelievable. The sheer scale of it!
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
That fly tipping thing near Oxford is unbelievable. The sheer scale of it!