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If I could get two people into a room, I’d put Donald trump and Seth McFarlane in it. They’d make a musical that’d go straight to broadway.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If I could get two people into a room, I’d put Donald trump and Seth McFarlane in it. They’d make a musical that’d go straight to broadway.
Water is diet soup
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Water is diet soup
ennemma sounds like a beautiful name for a child if you disregard the connotation behind it. 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ennemma sounds like a beautiful name for a child if you disregard the connotation behind it. 🤔
When people don’t have money to f*ck inside a house, people will find the next best thing. 🤔
October 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When people don’t have money to f*ck inside a house, people will find the next best thing. 🤔
Uncut gem: the director’s cut 💎
(It’s the same movie, but just an added scene of someone getting circumcised.)
(It’s the same movie, but just an added scene of someone getting circumcised.)
August 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Uncut gem: the director’s cut 💎
(It’s the same movie, but just an added scene of someone getting circumcised.)
(It’s the same movie, but just an added scene of someone getting circumcised.)
If Michael Jackson wasn’t busy being Michael Jackson, he’d probably be doing some Chris Tucker type shit.
August 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
If Michael Jackson wasn’t busy being Michael Jackson, he’d probably be doing some Chris Tucker type shit.
As a friendly reminder for anyone who’s seen Emma frost recently….. Dr. Umar Johnson isn’t a real doctor. 😐
April 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
As a friendly reminder for anyone who’s seen Emma frost recently….. Dr. Umar Johnson isn’t a real doctor. 😐
Here’s my three step plan for Democrats so republicans can lose.
Step 1: call republicans cringe.
Step 2: be petty like the republicans
Step 3: don’t make republican policies.
Step 1: call republicans cringe.
Step 2: be petty like the republicans
Step 3: don’t make republican policies.
March 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Here’s my three step plan for Democrats so republicans can lose.
Step 1: call republicans cringe.
Step 2: be petty like the republicans
Step 3: don’t make republican policies.
Step 1: call republicans cringe.
Step 2: be petty like the republicans
Step 3: don’t make republican policies.
I’d kill for a hitachi massager right now. 😫
February 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I’d kill for a hitachi massager right now. 😫
lol the joke is that they would skip straight to not letting women vote. ☺️
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to ensure only properly credentialed individuals are allowed to participate in the political franchise, a new law passed Thursday in Indiana requires all women voters to show...
theonion.com
February 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
lol the joke is that they would skip straight to not letting women vote. ☺️
So true. 😢
February 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
So true. 😢
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Really makes you think
February 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Really makes you think
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when your brain suddenly stops gaslighting you
February 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
when your brain suddenly stops gaslighting you
Ms. President, a second plane has hit the twin towers.
January 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Ms. President, a second plane has hit the twin towers.
So that’s how the mormans do it. 🤔
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
So that’s how the mormans do it. 🤔
Nooo! It’s gonna blast my ass off. 😭
January 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nooo! It’s gonna blast my ass off. 😭
I still think we should get more hot dog buns because we always get more hotdogs. Fix this #bigwiener
January 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I still think we should get more hot dog buns because we always get more hotdogs. Fix this #bigwiener
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I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up
I can’t be the only person to think I’m really funny
December 20, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I can’t be the only person to think I’m really funny