marshall lo
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marshall lo
@firmlyclimactic.bsky.social
I guess
I don't want children but it makes me sad that I'll probably never get the chance to name a child a 70s/80s nation of islam ass name like Jamal or Khadijah or Fatima or Akeema
August 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
every new show in the UK is a gritty crime drama/police procedural or a wuthering heights ass period peice

the way they're losing sitcom recipes is so scary... what am I supposed to watch now????
August 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Top recession indicators
Big Frieda got a Gospel album coming
The snack wrap is back
Stamps is going two for one again
Places that sell new clothes Are selling used clothes
Cut waters
The bourbon secondary market has collapsed
Quick weaves back
Rappers praying at the end of records
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
azealia banks spouting borderline incoherent zionist apologia and then getting bullied into turning off her ig comments was a beautiful end to the day ❤️
July 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sniffies has a huge opportunity to become The Resistance’s sex app
July 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
notary public is actually one of the most recession proof professions

industries may collapse, the stock market might tank, but people will always need someone to stamp a paper
July 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Here’s the bottom line for what’s going on with Grok - if the owner of the website is putting his thumb on the scale hard enough for the chatbot to turn into Goebbels, you should be deeply concerned about what he’s doing to the algorithm that you can’t so easily see, and what it’s doing to you
July 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I find Bouie to be quite thoughtful

that said, I love that the go to retort when someone suggests that working for the nyt is Bad is "how dare you tell this man how to feed his family"

like he's a old timey coal miner rather than one of the most respected and well paid columnists in america
July 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
overheard in the nyt ratfucking conference room: well, the story is about how he checked a box
What even is the story guys
July 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
the face he makes when he wants cuddles, food, or sex
Hakeem Jeffries posts pic of him holding a baseball bat with the caption: "House Democrats will keep the pressure on Trump's One Big Ugly Bill 💪"
July 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My father was able to get a both a Bachelor's and Master's degree all for *free* at CUNY in the 70s and 80s

Free college was a ticket out of poverty for so many, especially for immigrants and minorities
New York City had free college tuition at all CUNY schools for 130 years
Democratic congressman Tom Suozzi slams Zohran Mamdani as "a bad example" who made "lofty, utopian promises: free public transit, free college tuition, more public housing"
July 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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they ask politicians like Mamdani if they are communists but they never ask anyone if they are a fascist and that's all you really need to know
June 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Oh he’s running that Dunkin like the Navy
Kyle Rittenhouse is aging like MILK!!! He’s only 22.
I don’t get it.
June 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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The New York Times tomorrow morning: "Is Eric Adams' indictment really that bad? Rethinking the complicated but charming mayor."
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
unironically looking for nyc sublets rn
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the backlash from establishment dems is going to be unreal

GET BEHIND ME ZOHRAN
June 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
remembering what hope feels like???
NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
June 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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eye twitching
June 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
no shade but i'm a proud japan hater

imperial japan was born in hell and was as evil as the most twisted of the european demons

idgaf about anime or panty vending machines their whole society is weird and the music isn't that good sorry
May 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Fascists are not burdened by a need for ideological consistency.

Hence you see Jewish fascists at rallies with people carrying signs claiming COVID is a Jewish conspiracy, or gay Latino fascists rallying with Proud Boys who hurl homophobic insults. As long as they both hate ONE out-group in common.
May 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Forget the loneliness epidemic, we’re on the precipice of a Spiritual Bankruptcy epidemic as more and more people go through life without ever using their brain in any meaningful sense
On the C train in Manhattan, two women — middle age, business look, clearly lawyers from the conversation — going on and on about ChatGPT. Helping them do research, write briefs, even plant a garden at home! So quick and easy!

Ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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if i scroll long enough i bet i'll get to the good news hidden right underneath all the bad news
May 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
telling my grandkids that SSENSE tariffs are what pushed me get involved in the Antifa Resistance
May 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The wedding theme is Polyester 😍
April 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM