King: [waking up amidst mess] oh god
King: how messed up was i last night
King: i must have huffed 100 markers
King: i don't remember anything
King: oh shit
King: did i write cujo??
King: [waking up amidst mess] oh god
King: how messed up was i last night
King: i must have huffed 100 markers
King: i don't remember anything
King: oh shit
King: did i write cujo??
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Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.
Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
I have faith in them.
I have faith in them.