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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 9m

Not having friends is starting to really wear on my psyche lmao

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 4h

Big bad evil getting demoted to generic goon via aggressive brainwashing is so peak

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 16d

Probably feels good as hell to have your entire identity erased as your body is smoothed over in favor of flawless rubber

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HelixJack @helixdoes.art · 6h

Some recent sketchos

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 16h

After failing to capture the demand of the masses, it's put forth a great temptation. Every lurid image, every embarrassing roleplay, every dirty kink or private fantasy can now stay between you and the computer. They want your attention. Try not to give it to them. None of this will end well

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 8h

Comm for @synclonic.bsky.social

It's time for some new management

Bowser hypnotized as he's turned into a basic Koopa

Sync- "Having a good time thinking about him in a final form, zonked behind welding glasses like the koopa sanding down his shell, dutifully carrying heavy objects around the factory like a good koopa mechanic apprentice. With a lot of "Yes boss" and "You got it boss" for good measure"

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Orctober Khorax Droshammur @khorax.bsky.social · 11h

If we, in the States, get another chance to vote EVEN IF IT IS NOT EASY TO DO SO, Vote.

I'm not joking. EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK IT WILL MATTER.

I do not give a shit. It shows in the polls. It shows those in office.

DO IT ANYWAY. This matters so much, and we need to stop pretending it doesn't.

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 10h

Apis getting brainwashed into a permanent emotionless breeding mount tbh

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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 13h

We could feed, clothe, and house so many human beings.

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 14h

OpenAI has pledged to spend $1 trillion in the next five years.

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 22h

spontaneous basement flooding means I spent the last hour reeking of latex and covered in lube residue while talking to my family and desperately trying to keep them from entering my bedroom so they do not see the latex suit drying there

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Nebaka @nebaka.bsky.social · 1d

What th- MMMPHHNGHHHH!
Mhhh 🖤

🎨: @fvckchan.bsky.social

#drone #dronification #transformation #mindcontrol #tentacle #goo #nullbulge #latex #feeding

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 1d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

Okay okay I have gotten sane from my latex thing
I THINK. I could maybe manage to do it
But I'm gonna wait a solid bit before trying again. Gonna clean the thing off tonight and maybe aim for the weekend, maybe buy more lube, and be a BIT less worried about stretching too much

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

I'm trying to contact them now and see what I could maybe do
Still, holy fuck headache, that'd be really really painful if I am just SOL from here

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

*no returns or exchanges if product has been lubricated*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

sorry but how exactly am I supposed to try on a full body suit to know it doesn't fit WITHOUT any kind of dressing aid???

the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

Okay so
If I keep trying that I am going to tear the suit if its not already on the way lmao
Gonna have to look into getting a better size or refunding
I think the latter is off the table with me using lube and the former is gonna cost extra but augh

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

Lot of lube, helped for sure but I just could NOT get it around my torso in general

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

Okay so
If I keep trying that I am going to tear the suit if its not already on the way lmao
Gonna have to look into getting a better size or refunding
I think the latter is off the table with me using lube and the former is gonna cost extra but augh

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

I don't wanna give it up like 2 hours into trying but holy fuck I CANNOT get this thing on aaaugh
Did I get the wrong size??? I swear I had it right aaaugh

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

suffering from success holy fuck

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

cw my ass

folks I CANNOT get this shit up

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

Not a good thing lmao

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

my ass may literally be too fat for this

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 1d

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

Still trying with the latex suit btw lmao
Small possibility my body has a weird ass shape cause the limbs are all the right size but I cannot get this thing up my ass

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the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

Update: I have no idea how to out this thing on

the slop shop @discoshitbird.bsky.social · 1d

👁

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