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So he shouts „Shouldn’t you be at the department store?“ The mannequins give a thumbs up and drive off. A day later, same place, again the mannequins in the car.
I had an idea for a story the other day about a guy who sees a car passing him driven by mannequins. How weird that would be!
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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Why the fucking actual fucking fuck are the stupid fuckers still fucking posting on the fucking thing

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Government demands Musk's X deals with 'appalling' Grok AI
Grok is being used to digitally remove women's clothing - something victims describe as
www.bbc.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Auch ich erklimme
voll Freude die Zinne
im goldenen Glanz der Morgensonne.
Doch bedenke ich‘s recht
bin ich ein Lügenspecht
und liege fett
im Bett.
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
And @patrick-cramer.maxplanck.de, president of @maxplanck.de has left "X", too. #eXit #eXodus
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Finally! @maxplanck.de has left ExTwitter 🕺💃 #MaxPlanck #eXit #Xodus
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Die Goethe-Uni in den 80ern:
Es ist unmöglich, Barbara Klemms Fotoserie für die U-Bahn-Haltestelle Bockenheim nicht kennen und lieben gelernt zu haben, wenn man dort studiert hat.
Jetzt gibt es endlich eine umfassende Recherche zu den Bildern! ❤️

fotos-bockenheimer-warte.de
Die Geschichte einer Fotoserie – Über die Fotografien von Barbara Klemm in der Bockenheimer Warte
fotos-bockenheimer-warte.de
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1078
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🚀 Letter Score: 84
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Play the Guardian's new daily word game, and share your score with your friends. You have five goes to get the longest word including today's starter word.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Das Ganze bitte mal für Frankfurt.
In Graz wurden Gewerbetreibende gefragt, was sie glauben, mit welchem Verkehrsmittel ihre KundInnen gekommen seien.

Und sie haben das Auto (wieder einmal) massiv überschätzt.
(via @kleinezeitung.at)
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Endlich! Die unsägliche aber von Homöopathen gern zitierte Studie von Frass (2020) ist retracted worden!

Mehr dazu – etwa was die Kritikpunkte an dieser Studie sind – hier:

netzwerk-homoeopathie.info/die-retrakti...
Die Retraktion der Frass-Studie (2020): Abschluss und Einordnung eines langen, schwierigen Prozesses - Informations­netzwerk Homöopathie
Ein langer Weg für die wissenschaftliche Integrität - Frass (2020) zurückgezogen
netzwerk-homoeopathie.info
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Was ist denn #Uber für ein Dreckladen? In Frankfurt fährt mich ein Fahrer fast über den Haufen, will dann meine "Mutter f*cken" (auf Video!), eben in Berlin brüllt uns der Fahrer an, weiß nicht wohin es geht und haut einfach ab. Und dafür soll ich zahlen?!
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hat noch irgendwer Fotos von Auftritten der Glamour Ghouls in Frankfurt? Ich hab die mal im Labsaal gesehen und es war großartig obwohl/weil das Konzert abgebrochen werden musste… @alptruck.bsky.social vielleicht? #GlamourGhouls
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1065
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 104 👈👈👈
🔗 Play Wordiply: https://www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🄴🅇🄿
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Today Mexico celebrates the #DayOfTheDead. Skeletal imagery features heavily, influenced in no small part by the work of José Guadalupe Posada, known for his satirical and politically acute broadside prints called "calaveras" (skulls) — publicdomainreview.org/collection/t... #diademuertos
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Grading student works and realizing that young design students these days seem to be in need of some basic education on file size optimization. Like your infodesign poster with vector graphics and a beautiful paper texture doesn't strictly need to be over 140MB.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Man kann’s nicht oft genug empfehlen:
https://publishing.blog/rss-reader-statt-social-media/

Leider höre ich oft, selbst von ausgesprochen technikaffinen Menschen: „Ja, schonmal von #RSS gehört, aber kam mir immer zu kompliziert vor.“
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What the hell is wrong with you, Adobe? Another insta-crashing version of InDesign (2026 a.k.a. 21.0)... remind me, how much are you paying me to beta test your crap software?
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Happy Longest Day Of The Year
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
It is, and they are.
iOS 26's 'Liquid Glass' is shit right? It's not just me? Like it's sort of craply skeuomorphic but for an interface that never existed outside floaty hologram phones in sci-fi. It just screams 'we are out of ideas'
October 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This would have been a lot funnier about a year ago. The whiff of „Deutsche Physik“ is getting stronger by the day… @zachweinersmith.bsky.social https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/measurement
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don’t think anyone really ever tried, although there may have been some half-assed attempts.
has a single person really laughed their ass off or is it all one more big fuckin lie?
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Someone emailed me about the Trump hat generator I made at The Post back in 2015 or so. It doesn't work there anymore so I patched it up for my personal site. Do with it what you will.
The hat generator returns
Back in, oh, 2015 or 2016, I made a tool that let Washington Post readers create their own versions of Donald Trump's signature baseball hats. After a while and after a change in The Post's content-ma...
www.pbump.net
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The wounded knee thing is really Trumpism distilled to its essence. It’s not enough to be able crush people who can’t fully defend themselves, it’s not enough to actually crush them, you also have to love and admire those who do the crushing otherwise the Trumpists’ delicate feelings are injured
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
What the hell, Wordiply 😡😂

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1010
🌟 Length Score: 80%
🚀 Letter Score: 52
🔗 Play Wordiply: https://www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🄴🄴🄺
September 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Look what we have here then.
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM