fatsteverogers
@fatsteverogers.bsky.social
LA face with a Oakland booty.
Pinned
I hope he dies today. He won’t, but I hope he does.
Starbucks but for sleepytime drinks
Chamomile latte
Steamed milkuccino
Quaalude macchiato
Seeking angel investors. Inquire within.
Chamomile latte
Steamed milkuccino
Quaalude macchiato
Seeking angel investors. Inquire within.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Starbucks but for sleepytime drinks
Chamomile latte
Steamed milkuccino
Quaalude macchiato
Seeking angel investors. Inquire within.
Chamomile latte
Steamed milkuccino
Quaalude macchiato
Seeking angel investors. Inquire within.
YOU KNOW WHAT MIDWEST IS?
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT MIDWEST IS?
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
She’s a ten but…unchartered waters.
They're a 10 but they say "supposably"
He's a 10 but he says pussketti & meatballs
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
She’s a ten but…unchartered waters.
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Co-signed. There’s plenty of bread in the stuffing. And unless it’s made with fresh (not canned) green beans, that casserole can zark right off too.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Co-signed. There’s plenty of bread in the stuffing. And unless it’s made with fresh (not canned) green beans, that casserole can zark right off too.
Me as a Bluesky therapist:
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Me as a Bluesky therapist:
Can’t wait to see all the “Turkey is garbage” takes over the next few days. Always makes my year.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can’t wait to see all the “Turkey is garbage” takes over the next few days. Always makes my year.
Really enjoyed the PSU game last night, but it also made me really sad for two reasons:
1) Nick didn’t get the record breaking TD at home on his senior night, and
2) there’s no chance the university is gonna hire Terry Smith, and we’re gonna lose a lot of guys next season because of it.
1) Nick didn’t get the record breaking TD at home on his senior night, and
2) there’s no chance the university is gonna hire Terry Smith, and we’re gonna lose a lot of guys next season because of it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Really enjoyed the PSU game last night, but it also made me really sad for two reasons:
1) Nick didn’t get the record breaking TD at home on his senior night, and
2) there’s no chance the university is gonna hire Terry Smith, and we’re gonna lose a lot of guys next season because of it.
1) Nick didn’t get the record breaking TD at home on his senior night, and
2) there’s no chance the university is gonna hire Terry Smith, and we’re gonna lose a lot of guys next season because of it.
It’s Ferengi Friday and mods are asleep, post rare Quarks
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s Ferengi Friday and mods are asleep, post rare Quarks
Pronouncing caramel like camel
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pronouncing caramel like camel
Gonna start incorporating the James Hetfield practice of throwing an emphasis at the end of every sentence in my daily life.
“Hey babe I’m on my way home-AH”
“Need to run to the banK-AH”
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranTY-AH”
“Hey babe I’m on my way home-AH”
“Need to run to the banK-AH”
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranTY-AH”
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Gonna start incorporating the James Hetfield practice of throwing an emphasis at the end of every sentence in my daily life.
“Hey babe I’m on my way home-AH”
“Need to run to the banK-AH”
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranTY-AH”
“Hey babe I’m on my way home-AH”
“Need to run to the banK-AH”
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranTY-AH”
It is 7:20pm and I am in my hotel in pajamas, noise cancelers in, letting the algorithm program my evening.
Used “Wake Me Up When September Ends” as the seed, and it has yet to disappoint.
Simply glorious.
Used “Wake Me Up When September Ends” as the seed, and it has yet to disappoint.
Simply glorious.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It is 7:20pm and I am in my hotel in pajamas, noise cancelers in, letting the algorithm program my evening.
Used “Wake Me Up When September Ends” as the seed, and it has yet to disappoint.
Simply glorious.
Used “Wake Me Up When September Ends” as the seed, and it has yet to disappoint.
Simply glorious.
Not much feels better than pulling the Irish Goodbye at a work function.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not much feels better than pulling the Irish Goodbye at a work function.
Hey I’m in Columbus Ohio anyone need anything?
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey I’m in Columbus Ohio anyone need anything?
Time to put in the noise cancelers and play some Balatro. Need that smooth track before sleepies.
Good night all.
Good night all.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Time to put in the noise cancelers and play some Balatro. Need that smooth track before sleepies.
Good night all.
Good night all.
Eine kleine nachtmusik
And this is what the last band turned into.
You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.
youtu.be/s09LuDYX12g?...
And this is what the last band turned into.
You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.
youtu.be/s09LuDYX12g?...
Kool & The Gang - Cherish
YouTube video by KoolAndTheGangVEVO
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Eine kleine nachtmusik
And this is what the last band turned into.
You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.
youtu.be/s09LuDYX12g?...
And this is what the last band turned into.
You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.
youtu.be/s09LuDYX12g?...
More Bounce to the Ounce
YouTube video by Zapp & Roger - Topic
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Notorious B.I.G. - Going Back to Cali (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Notorious B.I.G.
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Kraftwerk - Trans Europa Express (original)
YouTube video by crifox16
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force - Planet Rock
YouTube video by Tommy Boy
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
LL COOL J - Going Back To Cali (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LLCoolJVEVO
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Two dollars. Cash.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Two dollars. Cash.”
No, Satan. You’re not gonna get me with this shit. Not this time. No matter how hard you try, I flatly refuse to learn who Olivia Nuzzi is.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No, Satan. You’re not gonna get me with this shit. Not this time. No matter how hard you try, I flatly refuse to learn who Olivia Nuzzi is.