mr. derp
@fastenoughforyou.bsky.social
phish, etc. full of beans literally and figuratively
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mr. derp
@fastenoughforyou.bsky.social
· Jul 15
ah, well. nevertheless
NEVER DOUBTED EM FOR A SECOND!!! 🐻⬇️
I have been watching the bears shit the bed against the packers for many many moons. decades even. it never gets less annoying.
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
NEVER DOUBTED EM FOR A SECOND!!! 🐻⬇️
I have been watching the bears shit the bed against the packers for many many moons. decades even. it never gets less annoying.
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have been watching the bears shit the bed against the packers for many many moons. decades even. it never gets less annoying.
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A new contender for Most Cursed Photo of All-Time
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A new contender for Most Cursed Photo of All-Time
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
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Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
the fucking packers man. every time
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the fucking packers man. every time
Fernando Mendoza has big Kirk Cousins energy
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Fernando Mendoza has big Kirk Cousins energy
LMAO HOW'D HE MISS THAT??
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
LMAO HOW'D HE MISS THAT??
thinking about the time i saw Budos Band at Founder's Brewery and the entire band was so hammered they were just teetering on the brink of total chaos the whole show but never veered full on into complete disarray. it was awesome and those guys are warlords 👍
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
thinking about the time i saw Budos Band at Founder's Brewery and the entire band was so hammered they were just teetering on the brink of total chaos the whole show but never veered full on into complete disarray. it was awesome and those guys are warlords 👍
I'm a little late but...
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November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm a little late but...
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interesting how you don't hear any of the usual suspects calling the DC shooting a false flag
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
interesting how you don't hear any of the usual suspects calling the DC shooting a false flag
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it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
i swear they were just blasting boards of canada at soldier field lol
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i swear they were just blasting boards of canada at soldier field lol
Happy 38th Anniversary to the Max Headroom Pirating Incident to all who celebrate! i was a little kid in the chi burbs at the time but unfortunately not old enough or nerdy enough to be watching Dr. Who on Sunday night November 22, 1987
youtu.be/6ToEP_a_leE?...
youtu.be/6ToEP_a_leE?...
MAX HEADROOM PIRATE INCIDENT (HQ AUDIO) 25th Anniversary Restoration (Higher Quality)
YouTube video by Freckleslam
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy 38th Anniversary to the Max Headroom Pirating Incident to all who celebrate! i was a little kid in the chi burbs at the time but unfortunately not old enough or nerdy enough to be watching Dr. Who on Sunday night November 22, 1987
youtu.be/6ToEP_a_leE?...
youtu.be/6ToEP_a_leE?...
trump being starstruck by mamdani is so fucking funny man. at his core that's all he really respects or cares about: star power and the ability to draw a television audience
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
trump being starstruck by mamdani is so fucking funny man. at his core that's all he really respects or cares about: star power and the ability to draw a television audience
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
I think there needs to be a violent uprising from the left in this country
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think there needs to be a violent uprising from the left in this country
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE LIONS GAME
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE LIONS GAME