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FakeKraid
@fakekraid.bsky.social
Middle-aged genderfluid retro gaming millennial socialist failslime. Very friendly if you don't say any of my activation phrases. Still friendly if you do but I will be thinking very impolite things about you.
@kioraofmyst.bsky.social seems like you've got a skinwalker, dunno if there's a procedure creators follow in these cases but I figured I'd give you a heads up
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my personal favorites
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Is there a dinner plan
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
D:
October 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You think Lenin was beautiful, wait till you see the young Joseph Dzhugashvili:
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
And there is no question about fascism lurking behind the Ukrainian war effort; you can see it in the rhetoric that surrounds it. This shit here is not healthy:
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Foak continues to be the ideal male
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I really wish I had discovered this comic sooner, I was fully prepared to feel fondly toward it even if it were pretty cringe but it's genuinely well written, smart, *incredibly* well-realized as a setting, and heartwarming without being cutesy or saccharine
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Since I saw this going around on Bluesky again, this is what it looks like when people who have a "phase" of abhorrent beliefs grow and take responsibility. Not minimizing it, not making excuses, thinking primarily about the people who may have been affected by it
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am not going to lie this picture has almost made up this year of Trump for me, emotionally; now just finish tearing down the rest of that blighted, deeply cursed building and let nothing ever be built or grow there again
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you can't recognize this shit as fascism I don't know what to say; this is the way Nazis talk. And the Soviets were the first targets of the Nazis - Jews came later, when communists proved harder to get rid of than they anticipated.
October 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ok I think I get it
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I dunno anything about yinglets but I made this Creature and I have to say I'm convinced. Of what, I don't know, but I'm convinced.
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Fuck you, Lucky Charms."
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This one:
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What a thoroughly embarrassing ratio
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Samejima from Anko-chan of the Deep Sea is one of my favorites
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Sometimes I think about this passage from Roald Dahl's "The Twits", which seems very surface level and unkind but actually conceals great wisdom, in my view:
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Explain your user name:

Back in 2001 a 17-year old Kraid was sitting at their desk in their room trying to think of a new Yahoo user name to replace the multiple ones they had been using. They happened to glance down at a printed out map of the NES Metroid from GameFAQs and the rest is history.
October 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
October 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh oh oh I got one of these too, for situations that arise now and then lol:
October 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Please freely steal and repost, I don't care
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thanks, you inspired me to a rare shitpost effort:
October 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM