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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.

Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
hey aren't you a senator
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"cognitive amplifier tools" do you hear yourself
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'

"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
used chatgpt and now your kid's middle name is sunglasses, thems the breaks
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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reminder:
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i hate you @fetterman.senate.gov i hope you never know a moment's peace
Catherine Cortez Masto (NV), Dick Durbin (IL), John Fetterman (PA), Ruben Gallego (AZ), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Maggie Hassan (NH), Martin Heinrich (NM), John Hickenlooper (CO), Mazie Hirono (HI), Tim Kaine (VA), Mark Kelly (AZ), Angus King (I-ME), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Ben Ray Lujan (NM), ->
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i love this because i love collecting records and showing off
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
let's fuckin gooooooooooo
We're primarying John Fetterman.

Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.

We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hard to pin it down to one album but this is the one that made me as annoying as i am
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
hey @johnfetterman.com any thoughts on this? constituents want to know
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This works, btw
Do you have a smart tv? Download the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider, and you can watch mnf that way.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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hey Philly! don’t forget to vote today to retain the Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justices to protect our rights!
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
BRING HIM HOME
#Brewers 1B Rhys Hoskins’ 2026 mutual option was declined and he will become a free-agent, per @francysromero.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i am BEGGING for people to understand this
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
he fucking kerked it :(
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
KERKERING WHY
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i want to S C R E A M
October 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i love baseball and the phillies, never doubted them for a second
October 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
KYLE SCHWARBER I LOVE YOU PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES I LOVE YOU
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i joined another website if you even care
[email protected]
October 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
oh come on that's just terrible

i hate the eagles and the refs and the phils also go birds go phils see you thursday
October 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM