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chicken caesar sadlad
he/they
a philly favorite
very steve holt/eve holt
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
apparently starbucks has a PROTEIN LATTE!!!
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
there is no reform, ICE must be completely abolished and everyone involved must face justice.
January 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
why would anyone in 2026 need to know how to dial a rotary phone, literally who cares
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
also the kid's initials are HOW as in "wait, HOW did your parents pick that name?"
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
i did this as a goof like 4 years ago, it honestly has been really great!!!
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
or underemployment?
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i am sad
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
you could do it in the TMNT style
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
who?
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
nice
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
thanks for nothing @governor.pa.gov
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i just want my virtually unlimited free energy from the sun is that too much to ask???
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM