Peabody McSquints
@failingup.bsky.social
Do not pre-comply
Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.
Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.
Pinned
If Zohran wanted to make Giuliani's head explode he'd rename the cafeteria at City Hall Allahu Snackbar.
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Me: “yeah I voted in 2024…
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: I wrote in…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: Benjamin Franklin…
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: ‘s love of big French boobies…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: and freedom!”
Audience: *HIP HIP HOORAY! ELECTS ME KING OF AMERICA*
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: I wrote in…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: Benjamin Franklin…
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: ‘s love of big French boobies…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: and freedom!”
Audience: *HIP HIP HOORAY! ELECTS ME KING OF AMERICA*
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me: “yeah I voted in 2024…
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: I wrote in…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: Benjamin Franklin…
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: ‘s love of big French boobies…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: and freedom!”
Audience: *HIP HIP HOORAY! ELECTS ME KING OF AMERICA*
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: I wrote in…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: Benjamin Franklin…
Audience: *CHEER*
Me: ‘s love of big French boobies…
Audience: *BOO*
Me: and freedom!”
Audience: *HIP HIP HOORAY! ELECTS ME KING OF AMERICA*
I just belly bumped the philly phanatic
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just belly bumped the philly phanatic
My parents buy this weird off brand super caffeinated seltzer. I'm tucking into a pre-10am rocket fuel ranch water. Shit's gonna get weird
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My parents buy this weird off brand super caffeinated seltzer. I'm tucking into a pre-10am rocket fuel ranch water. Shit's gonna get weird
There absolutely are some incredibly powerful uses of AI, maybe even worth the resources they require. But that's not what they're hyping -- they're hyping the slop and the stuff that plays to people's laziness (more machine learning than LLMs) then complaining that we're not impressed with the slop
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
There absolutely are some incredibly powerful uses of AI, maybe even worth the resources they require. But that's not what they're hyping -- they're hyping the slop and the stuff that plays to people's laziness (more machine learning than LLMs) then complaining that we're not impressed with the slop
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It might be that the loudest people online are also the least connected to social action.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It might be that the loudest people online are also the least connected to social action.
Trump telling Zohran that it's fine for them to call him a fascist as they both smile is the ultimate rorschach test for your politics.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Trump telling Zohran that it's fine for them to call him a fascist as they both smile is the ultimate rorschach test for your politics.
The white house thing is bizarre and I'm resisting having a take but I would kill to see the signal chats rn
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The white house thing is bizarre and I'm resisting having a take but I would kill to see the signal chats rn
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I want people to displace the imaginary depictions of *revolutions* that they have come to create in their heads with the actual small revolutionary acts that happen daily. We might get closer to revolution that way.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I want people to displace the imaginary depictions of *revolutions* that they have come to create in their heads with the actual small revolutionary acts that happen daily. We might get closer to revolution that way.
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Please share widely
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Please share widely
Going to the pet store and looking around is more fun than going to the zoo
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Going to the pet store and looking around is more fun than going to the zoo
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Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
Most wonderful time of the year
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Most wonderful time of the year
My 78 year old dad just asked if I knew who Adam Friedland is
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My 78 year old dad just asked if I knew who Adam Friedland is
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God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
I will never vote for another non-DSA candidate in my life.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I will never vote for another non-DSA candidate in my life.
The more I think about it, the more I think that trying to make the NYC mayor's election all about Israel was a massive mistake for the institutional zionists. There was nothing to win -- it's not a foreign policy job -- but they were exposed for their Islamophobia and now Dems electeds everywhere
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The more I think about it, the more I think that trying to make the NYC mayor's election all about Israel was a massive mistake for the institutional zionists. There was nothing to win -- it's not a foreign policy job -- but they were exposed for their Islamophobia and now Dems electeds everywhere
Need to meet the Jets fan who wasn't currently aware of/buying tons of parm.
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Need to meet the Jets fan who wasn't currently aware of/buying tons of parm.
"When I was president"...uh?
Trump on food stamp recipients: "It wasn't meant for people that could do whatever they want. The people that say, 'Well, I don't think I'll work. I'll just collect this money.'"
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"When I was president"...uh?
If Zohran wanted to make Giuliani's head explode he'd rename the cafeteria at City Hall Allahu Snackbar.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If Zohran wanted to make Giuliani's head explode he'd rename the cafeteria at City Hall Allahu Snackbar.
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I got 3,000 plus followers, let's see if this gets any traction. Repost or Quote or reply if you are Jewish and hate Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL. I am curious if it's just me and my small circle.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I got 3,000 plus followers, let's see if this gets any traction. Repost or Quote or reply if you are Jewish and hate Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL. I am curious if it's just me and my small circle.
If Fuentes said this we would all, correctly, be screaming that its antisemitic. But because it's true, we're all just stuck with a turned stomach, praying that Zohran can figure out how to deal with Schumer gracefully and minimize the spurious attacks on himself.
Senate Democratic Minority Leader Schumer’s decision not to endorse Zohran Mamdani in the NYC mayoral race “was driven in large part…by his self-conception as a guardian of Israel, something he considers a core part of his personal and political identity.”
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If Fuentes said this we would all, correctly, be screaming that its antisemitic. But because it's true, we're all just stuck with a turned stomach, praying that Zohran can figure out how to deal with Schumer gracefully and minimize the spurious attacks on himself.
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
I went to sleep at 3am and woke up at 7am, my body needed to watch Zohran say "if you come for one of us you have to get through all of us" on repeat.
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I went to sleep at 3am and woke up at 7am, my body needed to watch Zohran say "if you come for one of us you have to get through all of us" on repeat.