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@eztofix.bsky.social
leafs fan. rat energy enthusiast. plant girlie. yelling 'free him' both personally and professionally.
honestly if you asked me to pick the guy to go into a do or die type event and win, I would probably also pick a 21 year old dude who wears his own I'm a god merch. that seems free.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
honestly if you asked me to pick the guy to go into a do or die type event and win, I would probably also pick a 21 year old dude who wears his own I'm a god merch. that seems free.
stomping around my apartment chanting quad god quad god quad god (I did not know this person even existed 24 hours ago)
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
stomping around my apartment chanting quad god quad god quad god (I did not know this person even existed 24 hours ago)
they're calling this speed skating ice worker ice instead of gliding ice. just sounds like bad ice to me. Italian ice.
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
they're calling this speed skating ice worker ice instead of gliding ice. just sounds like bad ice to me. Italian ice.
when I say the gophers are bad, I don't mean that they don't have talent. I just mean that they don't really seem to be playing hockey with each other. they seem pretty lost and disconnected. and not that I know anything, but that does seem like it could be a coaching problem. but what do I know.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
when I say the gophers are bad, I don't mean that they don't have talent. I just mean that they don't really seem to be playing hockey with each other. they seem pretty lost and disconnected. and not that I know anything, but that does seem like it could be a coaching problem. but what do I know.
"what makes them so good?"
"well, their lack of weaknesses"
man I love sports, what are you talking about, what are you saying, that's not an answer, and also I believe you completely. they are so good because of their lack of weaknesses.
"well, their lack of weaknesses"
man I love sports, what are you talking about, what are you saying, that's not an answer, and also I believe you completely. they are so good because of their lack of weaknesses.
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"what makes them so good?"
"well, their lack of weaknesses"
man I love sports, what are you talking about, what are you saying, that's not an answer, and also I believe you completely. they are so good because of their lack of weaknesses.
"well, their lack of weaknesses"
man I love sports, what are you talking about, what are you saying, that's not an answer, and also I believe you completely. they are so good because of their lack of weaknesses.
I love speaking with unearned authority on a topic, so the olympics are always a really good time for me
February 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I love speaking with unearned authority on a topic, so the olympics are always a really good time for me
I think the problem is the gophers don't have enough hate in their hearts. you have to hate ohio state in your bones. you have to embrace it.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I think the problem is the gophers don't have enough hate in their hearts. you have to hate ohio state in your bones. you have to embrace it.
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“military-grade intelligence tactics”
“Pattern-of-life” intelligence
Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah
“Pattern-of-life” intelligence
Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
“military-grade intelligence tactics”
“Pattern-of-life” intelligence
Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah
“Pattern-of-life” intelligence
Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah
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the HCSO has a group called the “violent offender task force” that keeps getting confused for ICE specifically because they are also a secret police force that randomly grabs people on the street. i hope whenever we get through it with ICE we can keep half this energy towards observing them too.
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
the HCSO has a group called the “violent offender task force” that keeps getting confused for ICE specifically because they are also a secret police force that randomly grabs people on the street. i hope whenever we get through it with ICE we can keep half this energy towards observing them too.
didn't know anything about caucusing. went to my caucus. stayed for the whole thing. still don't know anything about it. but I raised my hand a lot to do stuff because at the end of the day I trust me.
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
didn't know anything about caucusing. went to my caucus. stayed for the whole thing. still don't know anything about it. but I raised my hand a lot to do stuff because at the end of the day I trust me.
it's so important to get crafty with it, I'm always saying this
A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents
The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
it's so important to get crafty with it, I'm always saying this
it's february 3rd and I am no longer interested in wearing socks and shoes anymore. I would like to be dogs out in public again. my tevas whisper to me from the closet, they demanded freedom.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
it's february 3rd and I am no longer interested in wearing socks and shoes anymore. I would like to be dogs out in public again. my tevas whisper to me from the closet, they demanded freedom.
going to caucus for the first time tonight, but I need to get home and change because the worst thing that could happen is these people find out I'm a leafs fan. gotta build up some trust before that reveal. you understand.
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
going to caucus for the first time tonight, but I need to get home and change because the worst thing that could happen is these people find out I'm a leafs fan. gotta build up some trust before that reveal. you understand.
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among the many things I enjoyed about Eddington (2025) was the imo correctly calibrated "both sides" framing of "the left is annoying; the right will actually murder you."
Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
among the many things I enjoyed about Eddington (2025) was the imo correctly calibrated "both sides" framing of "the left is annoying; the right will actually murder you."
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i actually think taking public transit is a really good exercise in learning to be around people even when they are doing annoying things and realizing that you are not God's Special Boy. i think "getting over it" is a very important skill to have.
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i actually think taking public transit is a really good exercise in learning to be around people even when they are doing annoying things and realizing that you are not God's Special Boy. i think "getting over it" is a very important skill to have.
taking a boiling hot shower and making horrible groaning sounds that normally accompany rattling chains and soft sobbing and the implication of many, many rats in a dark corner. then immediately ordering enough pizza to feed a family of 9. it's called femininity, look it up.
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
taking a boiling hot shower and making horrible groaning sounds that normally accompany rattling chains and soft sobbing and the implication of many, many rats in a dark corner. then immediately ordering enough pizza to feed a family of 9. it's called femininity, look it up.
thought I could break the cycle by going to a badger game, but just ended up saying man the badgers look like the gophers. at least the leafs always look like the leafs.
went to the wild game on monday and said man they look like the gophers. excited to go to the gophers game tonight and say man they look like the wild. everyone will laugh when I make this joke.
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
thought I could break the cycle by going to a badger game, but just ended up saying man the badgers look like the gophers. at least the leafs always look like the leafs.
I've got my wisconsin jersey on today and I know I just washed it but I feel like it smells faintly of beer. I assume this is a feature, not a bug.
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I've got my wisconsin jersey on today and I know I just washed it but I feel like it smells faintly of beer. I assume this is a feature, not a bug.
I gotta be honest, I don't think I ever really recovered from the green screen fans in the first few minutes of the show. why aren't more people talking about this.
what if I told you I finally started watching heated rivalry and got two and a half minutes in and thought man I should finish shorsey. is that right.
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I gotta be honest, I don't think I ever really recovered from the green screen fans in the first few minutes of the show. why aren't more people talking about this.
what if I told you I finally started watching heated rivalry and got two and a half minutes in and thought man I should finish shorsey. is that right.
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
what if I told you I finally started watching heated rivalry and got two and a half minutes in and thought man I should finish shorsey. is that right.
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We’ve been in the news so much that we haven’t been able to deploy this meme recently, but wow, what an opportunity.
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
We’ve been in the news so much that we haven’t been able to deploy this meme recently, but wow, what an opportunity.
real sickos know this is also a third amendment issue. let us litigate the third amendment.
Jeffries on Fox News points out that the Trump administration has recently demonstrated in Minnesota that they don't actually believe in the First, Second, and Fourth Amendments
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
real sickos know this is also a third amendment issue. let us litigate the third amendment.
crazy fit brother
January 28, 2026 at 10:43 PM
crazy fit brother
ask and you shall receive I guess
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
ask and you shall receive I guess