Prof. Charles Brainman
@expanse.bsky.social
Sci-fi, mostly. Not a real professor. #ScreamingFirehawks #TheExpanse
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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There’s no better time to catch up on what’s come next for the Rocinante crew as writer Andy Diggle and artist Rubine bring this series from screen to page in 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗘: 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗛 𝗦𝗖!
Final pre-orders for this complete collection are Monday, Dec. 1st. Available Feb. 2026!
boomstud.io/FOC
Final pre-orders for this complete collection are Monday, Dec. 1st. Available Feb. 2026!
boomstud.io/FOC
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There’s no better time to catch up on what’s come next for the Rocinante crew as writer Andy Diggle and artist Rubine bring this series from screen to page in 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗘: 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗛 𝗦𝗖!
Final pre-orders for this complete collection are Monday, Dec. 1st. Available Feb. 2026!
boomstud.io/FOC
Final pre-orders for this complete collection are Monday, Dec. 1st. Available Feb. 2026!
boomstud.io/FOC
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Forgot to give away the TRON digital code. Let’s see who’s still awake. Comment on here with your favorite scene of any Tron movie, show, or game.
I’ll pick someone in 15 mins
I’ll pick someone in 15 mins
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Forgot to give away the TRON digital code. Let’s see who’s still awake. Comment on here with your favorite scene of any Tron movie, show, or game.
I’ll pick someone in 15 mins
I’ll pick someone in 15 mins
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Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
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November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
New Strongbad email! I for one welcome our saucy robot overlords.
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
New Strongbad email! I for one welcome our saucy robot overlords.
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📷 This NASA/ESA #Hubble Space Telescope image shows a gigantic cloud of cold hydrogen gas called N159. It's one of the largest star-forming clouds in the Large Magellanic Cloud, neighbouring our galaxy. 🧪🔭
esahubble.org/images/potw2...
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
esahubble.org/images/potw2...
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
📷 This NASA/ESA #Hubble Space Telescope image shows a gigantic cloud of cold hydrogen gas called N159. It's one of the largest star-forming clouds in the Large Magellanic Cloud, neighbouring our galaxy. 🧪🔭
esahubble.org/images/potw2...
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
esahubble.org/images/potw2...
@science.esa.int @stsci.edu
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Pete Carroll fires Chip Kelly as his Raiders tenure sinks to new low
www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
Pete Carroll fires Chip Kelly as Raiders coaching disaster continues
Carroll’s $6 million gamble has backfired.
www.fieldgulls.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Pete Carroll fires Chip Kelly as his Raiders tenure sinks to new low
www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
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Having recently been yelled at IRL by various middle-aged white men, all of whom were wrong on the facts, I find myself thinking about the concept of rage-farming, and the rage-farmed.
Traditionally, farm life doesn't end well for the cattle...
Traditionally, farm life doesn't end well for the cattle...
Let The Hate Flow Through You Your Hate Has Made You Powerful GIF
ALT: Let The Hate Flow Through You Your Hate Has Made You Powerful GIF
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April 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Having recently been yelled at IRL by various middle-aged white men, all of whom were wrong on the facts, I find myself thinking about the concept of rage-farming, and the rage-farmed.
Traditionally, farm life doesn't end well for the cattle...
Traditionally, farm life doesn't end well for the cattle...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Ask for more bikeshare glam shots and you shall receive
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ask for more bikeshare glam shots and you shall receive
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The Expanse (Season 2, 2017): Battle of Thoth Station
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Expanse (Season 2, 2017): Battle of Thoth Station
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You've been on Ceres too long, eh? You forget how to be a good rock hopper.
You're constipated, you suck a stone to get things moving.
If it's the other problem, you shove that rock up your ass.
#TheExpanse
You're constipated, you suck a stone to get things moving.
If it's the other problem, you shove that rock up your ass.
#TheExpanse
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You've been on Ceres too long, eh? You forget how to be a good rock hopper.
You're constipated, you suck a stone to get things moving.
If it's the other problem, you shove that rock up your ass.
#TheExpanse
You're constipated, you suck a stone to get things moving.
If it's the other problem, you shove that rock up your ass.
#TheExpanse
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I don't know. I've never done a spacewalk before, and, uh, the kid here says it's better than sex. I don't know if he can really make that comparison though.
#TheExpanse
#TheExpanse
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don't know. I've never done a spacewalk before, and, uh, the kid here says it's better than sex. I don't know if he can really make that comparison though.
#TheExpanse
#TheExpanse
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[slow claps]
At press time, J.K. Rowling and Dave Chappelle’s legacies were also reportedly feared dead on the hill every transphobe’s legacy dies on.
Group of Mountain Climbers Dies on Mountain Everyone Dies On: tinyurl.com/emzu2z7v
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
[slow claps]
Odds are good my obit will go "he was criticizing his friend's method of starting the campfire when the lahar hit him"
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Odds are good my obit will go "he was criticizing his friend's method of starting the campfire when the lahar hit him"
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easily their best headline of all time, which is saying something
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
easily their best headline of all time, which is saying something
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It is International Men’s Day and I just wanted to remind you lads that I love you and hope you’re taking care of yourselves. That thing that you think isn’t a big deal? Get it checked before it’s too late. And for Pete’s Dragon’s sake, talk to friends or a professional if you need to.
a man talking to another man with the words because that 's what a man does on the bottom
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words because that 's what a man does on the bottom
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November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It is International Men’s Day and I just wanted to remind you lads that I love you and hope you’re taking care of yourselves. That thing that you think isn’t a big deal? Get it checked before it’s too late. And for Pete’s Dragon’s sake, talk to friends or a professional if you need to.
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I'm glad that the Mass Effect and Stargate series are coming. I love those stories. But what I'd really, really, really, I'm not joking, really like to see announced on Prime is
The Expanse: Laconia. 😁
Maybe someday, beltalowda.
The Expanse: Laconia. 😁
Maybe someday, beltalowda.
a woman in a blue and gold dress is asking for please
ALT: a woman in a blue and gold dress is asking for please
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November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm glad that the Mass Effect and Stargate series are coming. I love those stories. But what I'd really, really, really, I'm not joking, really like to see announced on Prime is
The Expanse: Laconia. 😁
Maybe someday, beltalowda.
The Expanse: Laconia. 😁
Maybe someday, beltalowda.
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[Thread] Project Hail Mary (March 20, 2026)
Director Chris Miller on Reddit: "You can’t tell this story without introducing Rocky, because the heart of the story is the relationship between him and Grace. As fans of the book, you know Rocky is the 2nd lead of this movie. And what’s shown in the..."
Director Chris Miller on Reddit: "You can’t tell this story without introducing Rocky, because the heart of the story is the relationship between him and Grace. As fans of the book, you know Rocky is the 2nd lead of this movie. And what’s shown in the..."
🚨NEW PROJECT HAIL MARY TRAILER🚨
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
[Thread] Project Hail Mary (March 20, 2026)
Director Chris Miller on Reddit: "You can’t tell this story without introducing Rocky, because the heart of the story is the relationship between him and Grace. As fans of the book, you know Rocky is the 2nd lead of this movie. And what’s shown in the..."
Director Chris Miller on Reddit: "You can’t tell this story without introducing Rocky, because the heart of the story is the relationship between him and Grace. As fans of the book, you know Rocky is the 2nd lead of this movie. And what’s shown in the..."