Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
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The Social Security Trust Fund isn't broke because it paid out benefits to people who funded it. It's broke because billionaires and millionaires paid themselves to go to war with it. Social Security was stolen.
Seattle wants to extend a heartfelt thank you to Denver. We couldn't have done this without you.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Seattle wants to extend a heartfelt thank you to Denver. We couldn't have done this without you.
I don't know why Seattle is being punished with a parade. They won the Superbowl. Whatever team lost should have to host it.
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I don't know why Seattle is being punished with a parade. They won the Superbowl. Whatever team lost should have to host it.
This administration is like if Pluribus was run by Idiocracy.
You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses?
People
People
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This administration is like if Pluribus was run by Idiocracy.
Saying this administration is protecting pedophiles is a bit redactive.
Breaking MS NOW:
Some of the Epstein docs the DOJ invited members of Congress to view are STILL redacted, despite promises otherwise.
Raskin says DOJ's reading room has just four computers. It would take seven years to get through the files in the current conditions established by the DOJ.
Some of the Epstein docs the DOJ invited members of Congress to view are STILL redacted, despite promises otherwise.
Raskin says DOJ's reading room has just four computers. It would take seven years to get through the files in the current conditions established by the DOJ.
Lawmakers say some Epstein files remain redacted despite DOJ's pledge
Reps. Jamie Raskin and Jared Moskowitz told reporters key documents retained redactions despite the DOJ's pledge that members of Congress could view the full files.
www.ms.now
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Saying this administration is protecting pedophiles is a bit redactive.
Remember when the first trump administration said they had to separate families because they wouldn't arrest the kids, and now they just arrest kids. I'm beginning to think they may just be evil.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Remember when the first trump administration said they had to separate families because they wouldn't arrest the kids, and now they just arrest kids. I'm beginning to think they may just be evil.
I feel bad for Washington Post readers who still have no idea who won the Superbowl.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
Washington Post Sports Department Was Among Last of Its Kind
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I feel bad for Washington Post readers who still have no idea who won the Superbowl.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
The Trump Airport is the first airport where every flight goes to Epstein Island.
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The Trump Airport is the first airport where every flight goes to Epstein Island.
When the Seahawks say the 12s are part of the team, that means we all get rings, right.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
When the Seahawks say the 12s are part of the team, that means we all get rings, right.
DeMarcus Lawrence: I love Dallas, but I'm never going to win a Superbowl with those people.
All of Dallas: Good luck, loser.
Dallas, one year later:
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
All of Dallas: Good luck, loser.
Dallas, one year later:
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
DeMarcus Lawrence: I love Dallas, but I'm never going to win a Superbowl with those people.
All of Dallas: Good luck, loser.
Dallas, one year later:
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
All of Dallas: Good luck, loser.
Dallas, one year later:
sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
The problem for Bad Bunny trying to connect with conservatives through his halftime show is that they can't understand Spanish or read English.
We rewatched the halftime show and the closing is so powerful. Bad Bunny’s final messages during his Super Bowl performance:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
“Together, we are America.”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
“Together, we are America.”
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The problem for Bad Bunny trying to connect with conservatives through his halftime show is that they can't understand Spanish or read English.
Ring cameras are like vaccines, you just need everyone else to get them.
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Ring cameras are like vaccines, you just need everyone else to get them.
Wait until republicans find out Bad Bunny used his halftime show to sneak in illegal immigrants right in front of everybody.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Wait until republicans find out Bad Bunny used his halftime show to sneak in illegal immigrants right in front of everybody.
I've reached the age where I don't care if they sing in Spanish, I don't even understand them when they sing in English.
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I've reached the age where I don't care if they sing in Spanish, I don't even understand them when they sing in English.
I think it's pretty telling that the Superbowl halftime show teaches geography better than Alabama's school system.
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I think it's pretty telling that the Superbowl halftime show teaches geography better than Alabama's school system.
PROBABLY NEWS: Trump is suing CBS for $10 billion because they showed an ad for one their shows while he watched another of their shows even though he paid for commercial free Paramount+.
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
PROBABLY NEWS: Trump is suing CBS for $10 billion because they showed an ad for one their shows while he watched another of their shows even though he paid for commercial free Paramount+.
If anyone asks if you want to try butterbeer, take the beer.
harry potter is reading a newspaper while holding a cup of coffee in a crowded room .
ALT: harry potter is reading a newspaper while holding a cup of coffee in a crowded room .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
If anyone asks if you want to try butterbeer, take the beer.
Democrats should have been ready to shutdown the DHS in two weeks, two weeks ago.
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Democrats should have been ready to shutdown the DHS in two weeks, two weeks ago.
Did you know BUSTLE is an anagram for SUBLET?...Coincidence? I think not.
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Did you know BUSTLE is an anagram for SUBLET?...Coincidence? I think not.
When he looks in a fun house mirror, he looks normal.
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
When he looks in a fun house mirror, he looks normal.
His father is a lucky man, because that pussy is tight!
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
His father is a lucky man, because that pussy is tight!
NEW YORK TIMES FACT CHECK:
![Tweet from Meghan McCain: 'Abigail Spanberger is a demonic radical communist psychopath. Her polices [sic] are an existential threat to our children and the state of Virginia.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ezaybkq5wunfdyhqkooomndn/bafkreigmwpafppkcjxiyewtbbxvuxcmz5wfmxlc7itcjl3izlvkzeaj3de@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
NEW YORK TIMES FACT CHECK:
I think the Seahawks should prevent other teams from poaching their coaches by making it to the Superbowl every year.
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I think the Seahawks should prevent other teams from poaching their coaches by making it to the Superbowl every year.
Melania The Movie is just an alternative history reimagining of Pretty Woman where the Nazis won.
January 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Melania The Movie is just an alternative history reimagining of Pretty Woman where the Nazis won.
Reposted by Absurd Existentialist
So back in June Alex Padilla was tackled and detained by ICE for trying to ask a question at a press conference. The story from the administration was he attacked her.
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So back in June Alex Padilla was tackled and detained by ICE for trying to ask a question at a press conference. The story from the administration was he attacked her.
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
The republican model for negotiation is be so horrible it can't be tolerated then slowly walk back to see where your tolerance begins. That way they can be as absolutely disgusting as they can get away with while also moving your point of acceptance to the atrocities they really want. No compromise.
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The republican model for negotiation is be so horrible it can't be tolerated then slowly walk back to see where your tolerance begins. That way they can be as absolutely disgusting as they can get away with while also moving your point of acceptance to the atrocities they really want. No compromise.