Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
And when does Hannah Greenland come out?
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
And when does Hannah Greenland come out?
It's like this guy learned nothing from the Superbowl halftime show.
a man in a suit and tie has a badge on his jacket that says congressman
ALT: a man in a suit and tie has a badge on his jacket that says congressman
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
It's like this guy learned nothing from the Superbowl halftime show.
They should get that biopsied.
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
They should get that biopsied.
It seems like republicans' only solution to their horrible economy is "Have you considered doing without?"
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It seems like republicans' only solution to their horrible economy is "Have you considered doing without?"
No shame. He gets everyone at first. He's that good. One of the only things I miss about the other place.
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
No shame. He gets everyone at first. He's that good. One of the only things I miss about the other place.
That's a parody account and hilarious.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
That's a parody account and hilarious.
Keir Starmer has a real future in 80s sitcoms as the neighbor's doofus husband who finally stands up for himself one time in Season 4, probably at a bank when they still had tellers.
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Keir Starmer has a real future in 80s sitcoms as the neighbor's doofus husband who finally stands up for himself one time in Season 4, probably at a bank when they still had tellers.
Wait, can I sleep on cake?
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Wait, can I sleep on cake?
Yeah but she still lost the Daytime FIFA for Lead Actress to Trump.
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Yeah but she still lost the Daytime FIFA for Lead Actress to Trump.
You should name her Coke, so people just think you're into drugs.
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
You should name her Coke, so people just think you're into drugs.