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Absurd Existentialist

@existentialistgod.bsky.social

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You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you. As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.

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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · Jan 27

The Social Security Trust Fund isn't broke because it paid out benefits to people who funded it. It's broke because billionaires and millionaires paid themselves to go to war with it. Social Security was stolen.

Angie @angieispissed.bsky.social · Jan 26

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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 2h

Subway has an opportunity to totally redeem their mascot image right now.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 18h

This is looking to be the biggest shutdown of airports since the Revolution.
time.com/5620936/dona...

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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 23h

America 9 months ago.

Exists only as a memory.

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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 1d

This would be a great opportunity to buy importer stocks. That's going to be free profits for them, because there's no way it's making its way back to the pockets of the customers who actually paid the money to cover those tariffs.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

GOLDMAN: “.. We expect a ruling in December 2025 or January 2026. If the court blocks the tariffs, we expect it would take several more months to refund the $115-145bn that would have been collected by the time the court rules.” #IEEFA

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 1d

It's like they're getting tax deductions for "not as much" profit.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, you don't even want to be friends with someone who owns a boat. There's a reason they needed a boat to make friends.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 3d

Technically, there are enough victims per killing that is serial mass murder.

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 3d

the extrajudicial boat murders have become so prevalent they meet the official definition of serial killing

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 3d

I just trained my AI on this single post, so we should be fine.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 3d

Almost assuredly thought it was a demo account.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 3d

Not even close. Keep trying.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 3d

I kind of do. Every day, I just wake up a month older.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 3d

How far America has fallen. In my day, the CIA would have tricked Venezuela into attacking Nigeria for us.

Congressman Don Beyer @beyer.house.gov · 3d

America should not go to war with Nigeria.
We should not go to war with Venezuela.
We should not invade Mexico or Iran.

Trump should stop trying to start more wars and focus on helping struggling Americans.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 3d

Ugh, is there any meat this guy won't porchetta?

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 4d

I hope you enjoyed your trip to the Colosseum while Rome burns, you heathens!

Go Mariners!

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 4d

Having a gambling addiction is like saying you have a chocolate addiction. Trust me, I have both.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 4d

The only realistic thing about House of Dynamite is now that the we don't have a Constitution, a British person can be President.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

If they do this, move the procession to the 3 intersections a block away. There are more of us than there are of them. They will run out of storm troopers.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5d

Outside Chicago—

State police and sheriff's officers at Broadview detention center are out in riot gear.

A large Halloween demo is being prevented from doing a Jericho walk through the intersection.

Arrests of protesters ongoing. Troopers have also assaulted multiple reporters already.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, the ol' Pass-Pass-Give-and-go.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

republicans are an infinite Russian nesting doll of bigotry, knowing there will always be someone else to provide cover.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

This gives Trump too much credit. He would turn around and credit Reagan if it helped him. Trump has one strategy, devour what helps you, destroy what doesn't. And with the attention span of a dust mite, sometimes that's the same thing.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

The Reagan model Trump is following was giving the worst of us permission to indulge their worst impulses. It was under Reagan that this country decided being poor was a moral failing, but making people poor was a virtue. republicans took that philosophy to the extreme ends we're suffering now.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

Trump already spent that money on demolishing the White House.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, that money's gone.

HuffPost @huffpost.com · 6d

Despite two separate courts ruling Friday that the Trump administration must fund SNAP amid the government shutdown, the president said his lawyers don't think the orders are legal and will need to look into it more.

Trump Says Courts Need To Give Him More 'Legal Direction' On Funding SNAP

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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 5d

Donald Trump never got past The Great Gatsby's title.

Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 6d

I go as a sea anemone for Halloween and then pretend whoever asks can't provide pronounce it correctly.