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Excalibur493
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Until I find a way around age verification: adíos amigos. https://youtu.be/qK_LjibUQlw?si=ozwgTBJ83qCogkiG
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Limited Run Games: THIS IS VERY SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR ARZETTE. Just because it CAN work on other games doesn't mean you should-

Me: haha, castle crashers
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Playing games with friends is fun! Playing games where I get to occasionally destroy them is EVEN BETTER. Steam’s PvP fest is now live with Castle Crashers, BattleBlock Theater, and Pit People all on sale for 70% off!
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Hey, for some reason we can’t trust that you’re an adult anymore, even though you’ve been using our platform since 2016, so give us your drivers license. It’s ok we definitely won’t keep it :)

Actually, you don’t need to, we’ve been spying on you with AI this whole time! Isn’t that nice?
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I'd love to say that you can bypass this, but I can't.

I'm also not allowed to say that this filter can be tricked using your copy of Garry's Mod and one of the numerous adult models on the software, which I cannot confirm was verified by numerous sources to actually work.
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Hey, look, it's the mandated "must have PSN account" bullshit Sony tried to pull and backtracked on after massive public bullying with Helldivers 2.
MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls Steam page details: store.steampowered.com/app/3787240/...

-20 characters at launch
-64 player online lobby (PlayStation account required)
-Single player Episode Mode - "dive deep on each team...to learn more about team dynamics and lore)
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Anyway do not, under any circumstances, for any reason, give your ID to a tech company or one of their subcontractors
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Ai will take your jobs, but at least you have more time to play games.....
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..the games:
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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we asked 100 men: what game would you play to bypass discord's age verification?
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Also, this is how I find out that when you try to cancel Nitro, Discord BEGS you to not cancel it, and they'll give you an one month discount to keep it.

Yeah, no, fuck you. Eat shit. I hope this hurts your pockets, you spineless tools.
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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If Discord sees my account created in March 2016 and forces me to upload an ID for age verification idk what to say
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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move your documentation off discord it should never have been there in the first place
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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i think the argument that kids shouldn't be on the internet is kind of ass unless we restore irl third spaces for them. and even then what the fuck are rural kids supposed to do
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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If you enter the store in the Desert Board after getting the Power Croissant while the key is still in stock, Susie will try to steal the key. This changes Tenna's dialogue when reentering the store if the key still hasn't been bought.

#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3 #Susie #Tenna
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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no one:

discord for some reason:
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Just ban kids from the platform entirely, stop punishing adults because you're too fucking irresponsible to do what's needed and just bar them from accessing the internet in the first place.

Kids don't belong online PERIOD, they belong in parks playing tag and in community centers in the winter.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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you have my full permission to try and use this.
I saw a resemblance and couldn't will myself not to do this.
I'm so terribly sorry.

Behold.

Margo Thatchari.
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...
Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users
As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.
arstechnica.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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So...Deadcord?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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you know what's cheaper and safer than a ring camera? a fake camera. I've had one since my last porch theft three years ago and it even fooled the eye of a cop trying to get me to snitch on my neighbors. you can't subpoena a recording that doesnt exist.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Now I am envisioning an art jam where people make two panel stories that have different meanings when read right to left vs left to right
blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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found this ancient video in my phone's download folder
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM