Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿
@conkerhimself.bsky.social
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The Unlikely Legend of Rusty Pup on Steam
From the original creator of Conker's Bad Fur Day comes a delicately told tale of a dog that thinks it's a toy, or is it a toy that thinks it's a dog?
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I made a game once, with some friends. It's hard as nails and you'll probably hate it. But that was kinda the point (don't tell my friends)..Maybe check it out: store.steampowered.com/app/800690/T...
'If this fucking moron fucks with our venues it'll cost us millions and totally wreck the tournament. What are we gonna do !!?'
'I've got an idea... trophydepot.com ....Trust me, it's a shoe in and we can troll the orange baboon at the same time, and he'll love us for it....'
'I've got an idea... trophydepot.com ....Trust me, it's a shoe in and we can troll the orange baboon at the same time, and he'll love us for it....'
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
'If this fucking moron fucks with our venues it'll cost us millions and totally wreck the tournament. What are we gonna do !!?'
'I've got an idea... trophydepot.com ....Trust me, it's a shoe in and we can troll the orange baboon at the same time, and he'll love us for it....'
'I've got an idea... trophydepot.com ....Trust me, it's a shoe in and we can troll the orange baboon at the same time, and he'll love us for it....'
'A stopped clock..... etc' 😜
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
'A stopped clock..... etc' 😜
Made me chuckle.. A lot.. 😂
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Made me chuckle.. A lot.. 😂
'..and we cut now to some breaking news coming out of the Uk...'
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
'..and we cut now to some breaking news coming out of the Uk...'
Just found out what 'Dyspraxia' is and everything suddenly makes sense now......
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Just found out what 'Dyspraxia' is and everything suddenly makes sense now......
I may have mentioned this little bugbear before, but technically, this is a draw.......
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I may have mentioned this little bugbear before, but technically, this is a draw.......
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Reposted by Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿
Hey @conkerhimself.bsky.social, tonight on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social they had a clue on CONKER!! #Jeopardy! 📺 🟦💰🎮🐿️🍺
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hey @conkerhimself.bsky.social, tonight on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social they had a clue on CONKER!! #Jeopardy! 📺 🟦💰🎮🐿️🍺
...Smudge grumbles at the kitchen door to be let out.
..Let her out to watch her mooch about the garden, eat grass, sniff trees, bark at squirrels, then sit like a sphinx to survey her realm, anything but take a pee..
..let her back in..
..2 minutes later.
...Smudge grumbles at the kitchen door....😣
..Let her out to watch her mooch about the garden, eat grass, sniff trees, bark at squirrels, then sit like a sphinx to survey her realm, anything but take a pee..
..let her back in..
..2 minutes later.
...Smudge grumbles at the kitchen door....😣
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
...Smudge grumbles at the kitchen door to be let out.
..Let her out to watch her mooch about the garden, eat grass, sniff trees, bark at squirrels, then sit like a sphinx to survey her realm, anything but take a pee..
..let her back in..
..2 minutes later.
...Smudge grumbles at the kitchen door....😣
..Let her out to watch her mooch about the garden, eat grass, sniff trees, bark at squirrels, then sit like a sphinx to survey her realm, anything but take a pee..
..let her back in..
..2 minutes later.
...Smudge grumbles at the kitchen door....😣
Sarcasm is now illegal on reddit....
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Sarcasm is now illegal on reddit....
Twitch ads are now just a screen telling me it's an ad !?? for like 5 minutes....
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Twitch ads are now just a screen telling me it's an ad !?? for like 5 minutes....
Amazing stuff.. Some of the best production design ever, 2nd only to the first Tim Burton 'Batman' .. 😍https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqwXgxdaNA
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA 1992 miniatures and sets
YouTube video by piercefilm productions
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Amazing stuff.. Some of the best production design ever, 2nd only to the first Tim Burton 'Batman' .. 😍https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqwXgxdaNA
I think i know what Pluribus is about. It's what happens when someone wakes up and is suddenly a member of the British Royal family. Everyone smiles creepily at you, work is done for you, palaces given , a private Epstein island, not to mention a host of toadys at your beck and call. ie HELL!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I think i know what Pluribus is about. It's what happens when someone wakes up and is suddenly a member of the British Royal family. Everyone smiles creepily at you, work is done for you, palaces given , a private Epstein island, not to mention a host of toadys at your beck and call. ie HELL!!
It is what it is.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvzU...
THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE | Official Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Network
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It is what it is.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvzU...
S'funny seeing loads of youtubers waxing lyrical about the original 'Running Man', despite it being one of the biggest pieces of shit movies ever made.....
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
S'funny seeing loads of youtubers waxing lyrical about the original 'Running Man', despite it being one of the biggest pieces of shit movies ever made.....
I think the BBC are gonna lead with this every day until the orange prick is gone. #schadenfreude 😁
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think the BBC are gonna lead with this every day until the orange prick is gone. #schadenfreude 😁
Reposted by Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
....lastest Kenshi mod fresh starts ? They both sound pretty bad tbh.... 😬
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
....lastest Kenshi mod fresh starts ? They both sound pretty bad tbh.... 😬
Yay, hopefully it won't rain.... 🤞🤞
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Yay, hopefully it won't rain.... 🤞🤞
When you finally watch that movie you've been putting off for ages because of other peoples opinions. People whose opinions you don't actually respect most of the time.
And yes...
...... Turns out it's a really good movie.
And yes...
...... Turns out it's a really good movie.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man while holding a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man while holding a microphone .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When you finally watch that movie you've been putting off for ages because of other peoples opinions. People whose opinions you don't actually respect most of the time.
And yes...
...... Turns out it's a really good movie.
And yes...
...... Turns out it's a really good movie.
Me replying snarkily to a rando's 10 year old comment on Youtube just to see if they notice....
a man in a white karate uniform stands in a room with sliding glass doors
ALT: a man in a white karate uniform stands in a room with sliding glass doors
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me replying snarkily to a rando's 10 year old comment on Youtube just to see if they notice....
'..a shit sandwich, without the shit..'
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...fixed it !
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...fixed it !
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
'..a shit sandwich, without the shit..'
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...fixed it !
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...fixed it !