evy shmurda
@evy-shmurda.bsky.social
we're all living in a simulation | queer designer | pokemon, tech, & fountain pen enthusiast | Evan - Chicago ✌ ig: evy_shmurda
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There's an oomf who is named Jord on my Pokemon TCG friends list and I need to know which oomf is Jord
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There's an oomf who is named Jord on my Pokemon TCG friends list and I need to know which oomf is Jord
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feeling the existential dread but also horny.
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
feeling the existential dread but also horny.
Not me about to go to bed at 9pm
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Not me about to go to bed at 9pm
la who who ??????
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
la who who ??????
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There are no tops in ba sing se
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There are no tops in ba sing se
Cozy bears jumper from hubby 💖🧸
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cozy bears jumper from hubby 💖🧸
Married for 3 years !!!!!!!!!
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November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Married for 3 years !!!!!!!!!
@twitterless-dan.bsky.social
@twitterless-dan.bsky.social
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Show us your penis.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Show us your penis.
Why is imaginal disk such a BANGER ALBUMMMMM
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why is imaginal disk such a BANGER ALBUMMMMM
If you're gay and rocking a pixel phone you're automatically cooler tbh
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you're gay and rocking a pixel phone you're automatically cooler tbh
ya know, shopping and sipping in lumiose
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ya know, shopping and sipping in lumiose
Lil girl hates the carrier!!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Lil girl hates the carrier!!!
Evan Peters probably got nice 🦶🏼🦶🏼
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Evan Peters probably got nice 🦶🏼🦶🏼
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
Pixel 10 Pro really is THAT girl
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pixel 10 Pro really is THAT girl
Lemme just take a work nap 😴
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lemme just take a work nap 😴
Ya know what , I'm exhausted
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ya know what , I'm exhausted
new cozy fall fit!!! #AnimalCrossingPocketCamp
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
new cozy fall fit!!! #AnimalCrossingPocketCamp
So which one of y'all giving me birthday head
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So which one of y'all giving me birthday head
New cutie tattoo just dropped
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
New cutie tattoo just dropped
Mothman and his muse™
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mothman and his muse™
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Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.