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@passaroundpartydad.bsky.social
“The sweatiest man at Queen.”

📍The Loop, Chicago, IL USA
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On some level, Hulu has realized that I’m gay before I even did.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hey @espn.com can we get a Big Hair Gang photoshoot with Nayelis Cabello (LOU), Jadyn Livings (SMU) and Grace Egan (WISC)? Probably some others I don’t know of that we need in on this representation.
December 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
People really out here scheduling hookups a week in advance. Don’t you people have MOODS? I don’t even know what time I’m waking up tomorrow let alone if I’m gonna want to skeet your face 5-7 business days from now.
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Coach to coach: Ryan Theis pulling the challenge card after an opposing player went down with a season-ending ACL injury is the biggest douchebag, small-dick energy thing I’ve ever seen. He lost the point but @floridastateuniv.bsky.social should really reconsider who they chose to replace Mary Wise.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
100s of times
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Breaking news
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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If Heated Rivalry doesn’t make you want a coffee and a donut, you don’t know your hockey history.

Thanks to @historycoolkids on Instagram
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Your dad is gay.
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Stand by my statement tagging Avery Carlson had stayed at UT and run a 6/2 with Rella, we’d be undefeated and seated number 1 in ever poll. Swindle is just slop.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Summary of who I was in PV.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Still got this hairline.
Still riding bareback.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This is pretty much how you know a city has a meth problem.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Has this ever happened to you?
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sydney Sweeney = Katherine Heigl
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trade off for family.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just remembered there’s a Walmart 27 miles away, but according to sniffies, trimming and douching still not part of the local culture.

(Also, trimming is not required anywhere in my book)
In a part of rural America where it’s 81 miles to a Walmart and no one delivers pizza. The mail is delivered, but none of the streets have names, and gays are so few and far between trimming your bush is unnecessary and douching is optional.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
In a part of rural America where it’s 81 miles to a Walmart and no one delivers pizza. The mail is delivered, but none of the streets have names, and gays are so few and far between trimming your bush is unnecessary and douching is optional.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I know it’s Hump Day and we’re all excited about the 4K images of Uranus… but I took a really slutty butt pic and I don’t have enough people to text it to because everyone I know is a sister/judy/bottom.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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If you’re in Chicago, hosting a food drive at Replay Lakeview on Thursday evening helping support Brave Space Alliance

Bring a canned food item, let’s support the community 🥫
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yet another reminder that you do not have access to SW’ers (or anyone) just because you’ve see me freely and openly naked and sexual online.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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lol that lone nay vote 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM