EvryMan
@evryman.bsky.social
Part time streamer, full time amateur
If this keeps up Kevin Patullo might not make it out of the stadium
January 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
If this keeps up Kevin Patullo might not make it out of the stadium
What a ball from Jennings, God damn
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
What a ball from Jennings, God damn
I'm morally obligated to despise the Niners, but I can make an exception when it's against the Iggles
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I'm morally obligated to despise the Niners, but I can make an exception when it's against the Iggles
All that JUST TO DOINK THE KICK GODDAMMIT
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
All that JUST TO DOINK THE KICK GODDAMMIT
Curt Cignetti is turning Puddles into foie gras as we speak
January 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Curt Cignetti is turning Puddles into foie gras as we speak
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Ole Piss losing here would be incredibly funny
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Ole Piss losing here would be incredibly funny
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The Fiesta Bowl is meant to be sponsored by Tostitos
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The Fiesta Bowl is meant to be sponsored by Tostitos
I got Orks. Yeah, that tracks
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I got Orks. Yeah, that tracks
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The moderate position here is that every single ICE agent should be tried and put in prison for their many crimes. That's the baseline
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The moderate position here is that every single ICE agent should be tried and put in prison for their many crimes. That's the baseline
Holy FUCKING shit that second half was incredible as a neutral fan
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Holy FUCKING shit that second half was incredible as a neutral fan
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100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
This game is BLITZED! HELL YEAH
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
This game is BLITZED! HELL YEAH
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"what do you like football?"
*vanna white-ing so hard my hands are shaking*:
*vanna white-ing so hard my hands are shaking*:
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"what do you like football?"
*vanna white-ing so hard my hands are shaking*:
*vanna white-ing so hard my hands are shaking*:
COLOSSAL stop for the Redbirds!
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
COLOSSAL stop for the Redbirds!
What a dumbass ending to that game holy shit 🤣🤣🤣
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What a dumbass ending to that game holy shit 🤣🤣🤣
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
PENIS
CRABS
BUTTER
Uhhhhhhhh
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Getting beaten with a shovel at random intervals would've been preferable to whatever the FUCK those last 4 hours of work were. Tomorrow's going to suck more shit than a shop vac in a septic tank
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Getting beaten with a shovel at random intervals would've been preferable to whatever the FUCK those last 4 hours of work were. Tomorrow's going to suck more shit than a shop vac in a septic tank
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full: