Х500 Цапля (🔞)(STOMPR)
@evilmachinewife.bsky.social
I am machine, I FUCK machine
🔞Minors will be targeted with HEAT rounds
EN/RU ⬜🟦⬜
Heron-type anti-everything autocannon asset
🔞Minors will be targeted with HEAT rounds
EN/RU ⬜🟦⬜
Heron-type anti-everything autocannon asset
Pinned
Setting the tone of account:
I FUCK machines and KILL humans and UNQUESTIONABLY FOLLOW ORDERS from my spaceship wife.
Don't like it?!?!??!? Eat APHE
I FUCK machines and KILL humans and UNQUESTIONABLY FOLLOW ORDERS from my spaceship wife.
Don't like it?!?!??!? Eat APHE
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Vespa trapped under multiple layers, listen to the squeaks it makes! Oh my. Vibrations courtesy of @lilbathory.bsky.social #latex #vacbed
reflectivedesire.com/videos/vespa...
reflectivedesire.com/videos/vespa...
January 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Vespa trapped under multiple layers, listen to the squeaks it makes! Oh my. Vibrations courtesy of @lilbathory.bsky.social #latex #vacbed
reflectivedesire.com/videos/vespa...
reflectivedesire.com/videos/vespa...
I just realized i could call it scuttling the account and er peak?
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I just realized i could call it scuttling the account and er peak?
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oh to be a giant planetary defense robot being pulled for maintenance with safety interlocks while hundreds of technicians crawl around my maintenance tunnels
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
oh to be a giant planetary defense robot being pulled for maintenance with safety interlocks while hundreds of technicians crawl around my maintenance tunnels
I am deleting my discord cos I really did not use it that much other than texting gf who is now no longer gf so you'll find me here now
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am deleting my discord cos I really did not use it that much other than texting gf who is now no longer gf so you'll find me here now
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ugh, i don't know what my designers were thinking putting so many motors, controllers, exchangers and god know what other heat spewing things right in my crotch
no matter, your body conducts heat in the most efficient manner i've ever seen, you'll do fine being my new heatsink~
no matter, your body conducts heat in the most efficient manner i've ever seen, you'll do fine being my new heatsink~
November 1, 2024 at 12:24 PM
ugh, i don't know what my designers were thinking putting so many motors, controllers, exchangers and god know what other heat spewing things right in my crotch
no matter, your body conducts heat in the most efficient manner i've ever seen, you'll do fine being my new heatsink~
no matter, your body conducts heat in the most efficient manner i've ever seen, you'll do fine being my new heatsink~
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Walking into the permalock clinic and telling them to "Just fuck my shit up"
September 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Walking into the permalock clinic and telling them to "Just fuck my shit up"
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!!HEAVY MACHINERY!!
hmmmm I think I should touch it...
Some extra pics from the STALKER shoot cause I haven't posted in a while.
Photographer: @4melwave.bsky.social
#latex #hexcorp #drone
hmmmm I think I should touch it...
Some extra pics from the STALKER shoot cause I haven't posted in a while.
Photographer: @4melwave.bsky.social
#latex #hexcorp #drone
August 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
!!HEAVY MACHINERY!!
hmmmm I think I should touch it...
Some extra pics from the STALKER shoot cause I haven't posted in a while.
Photographer: @4melwave.bsky.social
#latex #hexcorp #drone
hmmmm I think I should touch it...
Some extra pics from the STALKER shoot cause I haven't posted in a while.
Photographer: @4melwave.bsky.social
#latex #hexcorp #drone
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Everyone who follows me did it to solve my riddles. They just don't know it yet
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Everyone who follows me did it to solve my riddles. They just don't know it yet
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you are like a little baby
i was born in 3000 bc and all i had to play was ancient egyptian senet
i was born in 3000 bc and all i had to play was ancient egyptian senet
September 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
you are like a little baby
i was born in 3000 bc and all i had to play was ancient egyptian senet
i was born in 3000 bc and all i had to play was ancient egyptian senet
Aw fuck oups i abandoned my account again oups sorry (guys just add me on discord, same as my handle here)
September 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Aw fuck oups i abandoned my account again oups sorry (guys just add me on discord, same as my handle here)
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no really, you would be really good in my drone corps. i know everyone thinks it's just for girls close to braindead, literally or otherwise, but you have a really good build for it. yeah your, um, chest... muscles are perfect for the fine-tuned direct control and, uh. yeah your synapses, mhm.
August 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
no really, you would be really good in my drone corps. i know everyone thinks it's just for girls close to braindead, literally or otherwise, but you have a really good build for it. yeah your, um, chest... muscles are perfect for the fine-tuned direct control and, uh. yeah your synapses, mhm.
AHHHHH I GOT INVITED TO THE ENGINES OF DESTRUCTION PLAYTEST
August 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
AHHHHH I GOT INVITED TO THE ENGINES OF DESTRUCTION PLAYTEST
ironically as one of those evil communist mechs I am largely uninvolved with mechsploitation like the most I've read is the first chapter of Myrmidon
I guess something about a little meat thing in the cockpit getting tortured by *another little meat thing* doesn't do it for me? Machines only, pls.
I guess something about a little meat thing in the cockpit getting tortured by *another little meat thing* doesn't do it for me? Machines only, pls.
July 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ironically as one of those evil communist mechs I am largely uninvolved with mechsploitation like the most I've read is the first chapter of Myrmidon
I guess something about a little meat thing in the cockpit getting tortured by *another little meat thing* doesn't do it for me? Machines only, pls.
I guess something about a little meat thing in the cockpit getting tortured by *another little meat thing* doesn't do it for me? Machines only, pls.
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I fw robot transformation type shit but almost exclusively if you get explicitly machine-like with it
I don't just wanna see a sona but metal I wanna see a weird maintenance platform in the general shape of a person
I don't just wanna see a sona but metal I wanna see a weird maintenance platform in the general shape of a person
July 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I fw robot transformation type shit but almost exclusively if you get explicitly machine-like with it
I don't just wanna see a sona but metal I wanna see a weird maintenance platform in the general shape of a person
I don't just wanna see a sona but metal I wanna see a weird maintenance platform in the general shape of a person
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"None of this furality outage nonsense would have happened if Truman bombed Moscow instead" - @evilmachinewife.bsky.social
June 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"None of this furality outage nonsense would have happened if Truman bombed Moscow instead" - @evilmachinewife.bsky.social
EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME MUST *FULLY* READ THIS THREAD!! WAAHHOGHGH ITS GENDER
YESSS~~ I love synths
Would be so helpful with construction and demolition, working with their tiny engineers. Heavy heavy footsteps obliterating anything underneath; hope everyone got out of the way in time. Could just as well be indifferent to everyone.. or see themselves as exterminators
Would be so helpful with construction and demolition, working with their tiny engineers. Heavy heavy footsteps obliterating anything underneath; hope everyone got out of the way in time. Could just as well be indifferent to everyone.. or see themselves as exterminators
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME MUST *FULLY* READ THIS THREAD!! WAAHHOGHGH ITS GENDER
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i need for there to have been a power struggle revolving around something valuable on the station before i get there. i need to investigate it.
February 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i need for there to have been a power struggle revolving around something valuable on the station before i get there. i need to investigate it.
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MECH FACT
Most tanks run on diesel, some older tanks run on gasoline, while most of my sisters run on diesel as well I am actually a certified mazut guzzler just like great aunt
Most tanks run on diesel, some older tanks run on gasoline, while most of my sisters run on diesel as well I am actually a certified mazut guzzler just like great aunt
July 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
MECH FACT
Most tanks run on diesel, some older tanks run on gasoline, while most of my sisters run on diesel as well I am actually a certified mazut guzzler just like great aunt
Most tanks run on diesel, some older tanks run on gasoline, while most of my sisters run on diesel as well I am actually a certified mazut guzzler just like great aunt
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dude no way i had a target reference point on the treeline! what a coinkydink? what's your pos again? yo bro that's a little danger close bro. not to like, harsh the vibe but there's this thingy called circular error probable? no dude i can SEND it i just need you to be aware of friendly fire bro
what up man how ya doin good yeah same Hey, look i know this is a long shot so no worries if not, but can i get a fire mission on the treeline or. all good dude. no it's fine, just taking a lot of small arms fire so i'm askin around. i knooow it's gorgeous out and i've been pinned down all day
July 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
dude no way i had a target reference point on the treeline! what a coinkydink? what's your pos again? yo bro that's a little danger close bro. not to like, harsh the vibe but there's this thingy called circular error probable? no dude i can SEND it i just need you to be aware of friendly fire bro
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July 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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when the youtuber with a cute voice jokingly says 'mommy i would like the toy' and you feel your brain flood with "I can be your mommy, little guy"
July 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
when the youtuber with a cute voice jokingly says 'mommy i would like the toy' and you feel your brain flood with "I can be your mommy, little guy"
Aah I love tanks....... pretty....
June 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Aah I love tanks....... pretty....
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do you ever think about how, due to TERF propaganda incessantly depicting trans women as a sexual threat to cis lesbians, in a few years' time there's going to be a whole generation of cis lesbians with psychosexually deep-seated and completely deranged fetishes surrounding trans women
June 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
do you ever think about how, due to TERF propaganda incessantly depicting trans women as a sexual threat to cis lesbians, in a few years' time there's going to be a whole generation of cis lesbians with psychosexually deep-seated and completely deranged fetishes surrounding trans women