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Woodlouse [18+]

@woodlouse.bsky.social

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · Apr 9

hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours.

$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character

To check my availability, check my bio or my website.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1h

on it

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1h

The one on the left is Roadkill, my aaaancient oc who i haven't drawn in, like, actual years. I miss her.

The one on the right is some buff moron. He's her friend, and doesn't get a name yet.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1h

i miss you my baby

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 5h

its so crazy how i could 100% live off of egg salad on toast

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 7h

grendel lactates

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Dark Violet @darkviolet.bsky.social · 8h

Your name is BECQUEREL. You are currently sitting on a BROKEN PILLAR on the edge of the ISLAND. It is a lovely day, complete with WARM SUNSHINE and the smell of TROPICAL JUNGLE on the BRISK BREEZE. And, in general, you feel that ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD.

Becquerel, from Homestuck by Andrew Hussie, with his dick out.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 19h

this thought entered my mind violently and im not really into it but damn if it isn't a strong one.

i guess im a little bit into it. the 'peril' aspect. clawing at his arm and gasping for air as he presses himself flush against your back. hello.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 19h

what if a big hirsute heavyset man held you in a headlock and squeezed harder 'n you slowly realized he wasnt going to stop but the time where you were able to choke out a 'help..!' had already passed and now youre just trembling and hoping he stops before your head pops off your shoulders

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 21h

Okay, well, at least you're honest. You can have a *little* bit of eggy sal

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 21h

oh god i want another slice of toast with egg salad already. im supposed to be on a calorie deficit..

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 21h

you're just buttering me up so you can have some of my bounteous crop of egg salad. i see through your lies, egg-slut.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 21h

made another jar of egg salad outta 12 eggs... i bought 60 eggs. i will make egg salad a number of more times before this month is over

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 22h

*deletes it after im done*

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 22h

*makes a discord server to watch all of danny phantom with other people (everyone is muted and can only comment on what's happening through general)*

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 22h

been getting really into putting salt in my drinks

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 22h

hitting me with the 'and what do we say?' results in me biting the shit out of you though

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 22h

i hate getting gifts for frivolous stuff but it should happen to me more often so people can delight in me forcing myself to say thank you

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 22h

do you even realize how much I would ride the high of leaning over a counter and having someone creep up behind and press themselves flush with my back (and their cock up against my ass) as a casual greeting

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 23h

ill be dead in the ground before i become a hair twirler. i do demurely lift my hand to my lips as i giggle though

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 23h

been turning into a 'teeheehee' girl lately it sicken ne

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 23h

😭 ...cause it isn't happening to *ME!* 😭

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 23h

im sick of bimboification...

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

anyone on those lactation inducing drugs willing to take one for the team