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Evie
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She/Her. 🎮 Gamer. 🌿 LOTR fan. 🎲 D&D lover. Mid-twenties. I like video editing and drawing birds. Minors DNI please 🖤🤍💜
So I discovered a chicken livestream recently (it has improved my mental health by 5.3%)

Last night, there was a chicken that waited until it was in front of the camera and then did a ✨️big stretch✨️. Its feathers got all puffy and it stretched one of its legs out really far

It was very very cute
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Oh my goodness, I am *9 follows* away from having 😱200 PEOPLE😱 reading my patreon.

So if you're wondering "what's something I can do for RB this holiday", all my writing is free. 👀 Give it a look, join if you wanna! And if you're already a member, then BOOST THIS :D

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December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The Sunday scaries are hitting hard today :(
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Pikmiiiiiiiiiin
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Do you think its possible to cook pasta in a hot water bottle
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Not right now, I'm busy
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Your Summoning Professor wants nothing more than to see you succeed. One afternoon, after a long discussion on the nature of failure, you’re surprised to learn the lengths he will go to motivate you. 🪶🔮✨

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Your Flirty Tutor Motivates You to Study | Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
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December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The Meta logo is a Pringle chip.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Okay but why did they call it a tablespoon when you can't even fit a table on it

HOW are you supposed to eat your tables with a spoon that size
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Top tier winter activity. 10/10
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
quack
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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2025 SCRIPT RECAP LET'S GOOOO!

I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.

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December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Peach and raspberry crumble with custard. This is what life is all about
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I've been at war today (had an anxiety tummy ache) and still managed to complete most of my to-do list, including putting away the clean laundry. God gives me the toughest battles and I RISE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Little birb :)
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The patreon logo looks like a bean and I can't unsee it
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I wish we could have a tomato button next to the 'Like' button on social media sites. And it has a splat sound when you press it

Sometimes, I see a take so bad that it brings out this medieval urge to throw rotten tomatoes at them. I want the poster know that its tomato-worthy
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Inside of me are three turtles. One is chilling on a log in the sun. The other two are on a first date and it’s going really well. I’m so happy
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Didn't actually get round to watching Doctor Who OR baking yesterday, but that just means I can do it today!!

Soot sprite brownies :)
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Its a 'watch Doccy Who and do some baking' kinda day today I think.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If you folks were a kitchen appliance, what do you think you would be? I think I would be a toaster.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Having a sad day today, but thought I was alright until my older brother randomly called me and asked how I was and I burst into tears. I genuinely feel so bad about it because we were joking just seconds before so it was like I reenacted the pedro pascal crying meme over the phone to him
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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It’s the apocalypse. You’re hiding from monsters in a basement with your gorgeous ex. At first, you don’t know which prospect is more intimidating, but as the night wears on, things between you end up cosier than you imagined...

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Sharing a Sleeping Bag With Your Tipsy Ex in the Middle of an Apocalypse | Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
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November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What do you think Dr Pepper got her doctorate in
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM