Evie
@eviecooki.bsky.social
She/Her. 🎮 Gamer. 🌿 LOTR fan. 🎲 D&D lover. Mid-twenties. I like video editing and drawing birds. Minors DNI please 🖤🤍💜
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The Meta logo is a Pringle chip.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Meta logo is a Pringle chip.
Okay but why did they call it a tablespoon when you can't even fit a table on it
HOW are you supposed to eat your tables with a spoon that size
HOW are you supposed to eat your tables with a spoon that size
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Okay but why did they call it a tablespoon when you can't even fit a table on it
HOW are you supposed to eat your tables with a spoon that size
HOW are you supposed to eat your tables with a spoon that size
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Top tier winter activity. 10/10
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Top tier winter activity. 10/10
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2025 SCRIPT RECAP LET'S GOOOO!
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
2025 SCRIPT RECAP LET'S GOOOO!
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
Peach and raspberry crumble with custard. This is what life is all about
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Peach and raspberry crumble with custard. This is what life is all about
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I've been at war today (had an anxiety tummy ache) and still managed to complete most of my to-do list, including putting away the clean laundry. God gives me the toughest battles and I RISE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've been at war today (had an anxiety tummy ache) and still managed to complete most of my to-do list, including putting away the clean laundry. God gives me the toughest battles and I RISE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON
The patreon logo looks like a bean and I can't unsee it
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The patreon logo looks like a bean and I can't unsee it
I wish we could have a tomato button next to the 'Like' button on social media sites. And it has a splat sound when you press it
Sometimes, I see a take so bad that it brings out this medieval urge to throw rotten tomatoes at them. I want the poster know that its tomato-worthy
Sometimes, I see a take so bad that it brings out this medieval urge to throw rotten tomatoes at them. I want the poster know that its tomato-worthy
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I wish we could have a tomato button next to the 'Like' button on social media sites. And it has a splat sound when you press it
Sometimes, I see a take so bad that it brings out this medieval urge to throw rotten tomatoes at them. I want the poster know that its tomato-worthy
Sometimes, I see a take so bad that it brings out this medieval urge to throw rotten tomatoes at them. I want the poster know that its tomato-worthy
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Inside of me are three turtles. One is chilling on a log in the sun. The other two are on a first date and it’s going really well. I’m so happy
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Inside of me are three turtles. One is chilling on a log in the sun. The other two are on a first date and it’s going really well. I’m so happy
Didn't actually get round to watching Doctor Who OR baking yesterday, but that just means I can do it today!!
Soot sprite brownies :)
Soot sprite brownies :)
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Didn't actually get round to watching Doctor Who OR baking yesterday, but that just means I can do it today!!
Soot sprite brownies :)
Soot sprite brownies :)
Its a 'watch Doccy Who and do some baking' kinda day today I think.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Its a 'watch Doccy Who and do some baking' kinda day today I think.
If you folks were a kitchen appliance, what do you think you would be? I think I would be a toaster.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If you folks were a kitchen appliance, what do you think you would be? I think I would be a toaster.
Having a sad day today, but thought I was alright until my older brother randomly called me and asked how I was and I burst into tears. I genuinely feel so bad about it because we were joking just seconds before so it was like I reenacted the pedro pascal crying meme over the phone to him
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Having a sad day today, but thought I was alright until my older brother randomly called me and asked how I was and I burst into tears. I genuinely feel so bad about it because we were joking just seconds before so it was like I reenacted the pedro pascal crying meme over the phone to him
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It’s the apocalypse. You’re hiding from monsters in a basement with your gorgeous ex. At first, you don’t know which prospect is more intimidating, but as the night wears on, things between you end up cosier than you imagined...
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November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s the apocalypse. You’re hiding from monsters in a basement with your gorgeous ex. At first, you don’t know which prospect is more intimidating, but as the night wears on, things between you end up cosier than you imagined...
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What do you think Dr Pepper got her doctorate in
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What do you think Dr Pepper got her doctorate in
I wish I could have a hamster-sized cow as a pet. Can you imagine how cute the moo would be
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I wish I could have a hamster-sized cow as a pet. Can you imagine how cute the moo would be
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.
Vanilla scented perfume
'The Streets of Whiterun'
Daisy chains
Bob Mortimer's Theft and Shrubbery game
Blue cheese and crackers
Crosswords
When dogs do that side eye thing
'Across the Stars'
My big winter coat
Nostalgic PS2 games
Vanilla scented perfume
'The Streets of Whiterun'
Daisy chains
Bob Mortimer's Theft and Shrubbery game
Blue cheese and crackers
Crosswords
When dogs do that side eye thing
'Across the Stars'
My big winter coat
Nostalgic PS2 games
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.
Thriftstores
Underwater videogame music
Tea sets shaped like flowers/veggies
Gravestone iconography
Vincent Price commercials
Perfume descriptions
Messy used bookstores
Brennan Mulligan's Tim Curry impression
Monster Factory
Skeletons
Thriftstores
Underwater videogame music
Tea sets shaped like flowers/veggies
Gravestone iconography
Vincent Price commercials
Perfume descriptions
Messy used bookstores
Brennan Mulligan's Tim Curry impression
Monster Factory
Skeletons
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.
the night
graveyards
bugs
buddhist philosophy
otome games
ghost stories
crystals
talking to strangers
the MOON
watching youtube lets plays
the night
graveyards
bugs
buddhist philosophy
otome games
ghost stories
crystals
talking to strangers
the MOON
watching youtube lets plays
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.
Vanilla scented perfume
'The Streets of Whiterun'
Daisy chains
Bob Mortimer's Theft and Shrubbery game
Blue cheese and crackers
Crosswords
When dogs do that side eye thing
'Across the Stars'
My big winter coat
Nostalgic PS2 games
Vanilla scented perfume
'The Streets of Whiterun'
Daisy chains
Bob Mortimer's Theft and Shrubbery game
Blue cheese and crackers
Crosswords
When dogs do that side eye thing
'Across the Stars'
My big winter coat
Nostalgic PS2 games
Noot noot am I right fellas
a stuffed penguin with a red beak is blowing a balloon .
ALT: a stuffed penguin with a red beak is blowing a balloon .
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November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Noot noot am I right fellas
My favourite thing about social media is when I remember I can just say stuff. Like, yes, I really am just about post "noot noot am I right fellas" with a pingu gif. Just because I feel like it
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My favourite thing about social media is when I remember I can just say stuff. Like, yes, I really am just about post "noot noot am I right fellas" with a pingu gif. Just because I feel like it
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Why do they keep making the clocks go faster
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Why do they keep making the clocks go faster
Have we considered putting the jam on one side of the scone, and clotted cream on the other
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Have we considered putting the jam on one side of the scone, and clotted cream on the other
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is one of my all time favourite films and it's exciting that I can rewatch it and have a new perspective of it after watching Severance
(Ben Stiller really loves using a lift as a backdrop, hey?)
(Ben Stiller really loves using a lift as a backdrop, hey?)
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is one of my all time favourite films and it's exciting that I can rewatch it and have a new perspective of it after watching Severance
(Ben Stiller really loves using a lift as a backdrop, hey?)
(Ben Stiller really loves using a lift as a backdrop, hey?)