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Preferred pronouns? Buddy I got no idea. Buddhist, lover not a fighter, perpetually tired, historian in training, and professional nerd. Loves birds, science fiction, religious studies and poetry!
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The comparison is instructive in the sense that, like Palestine-Israel, Trump has no interest in addressing difficult problems and regards US interests as foremost coextensive with his own interest to claim victory (however hollow and fragile) and lobby for a Nobel Prize
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
“Look, you have preserve the turkey in a way reminiscent of conjuring undead slaves”. Yep, sounds like Howard all right 😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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That’s probably how they got him to take it, they had to be like “oh wow, not many people could take this test for GENIUSES…only the absolute smartest people…are you SURE????” and he went “yes, definitely, that is picture of cow”
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Them: Heads up, we got that order of 800lbs of fajitas coming in at noon for you

Guy answering the phone for him: what are you talking about? we didn't order any fajitas

Them: Very funny, you guys have been buying 800lbs of fajitas every week for 9 years.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.

One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM