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i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.

it sounds like funny, but it's not.

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the al roker escort level was so tough... really had no business being in a musou youtu.be/4cWG8WMX5Ek?...
2011-11 | Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade | Samurai | Saving Al Roker
YouTube video by PR Ultraverse
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November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
what the fuck. youre not xananab. how dare you use his image
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
hold on. i was unaware that shaq has been training the general in his techniques. killing him is still doable but DEFINITELY not worth the trouble. i can't take this job.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Shaq loves his friend The General so much. their bond is deep. if i killed The General i would be running from Shaq for the rest of my life. he would hunt relentlessly. he can withstand all conventional attacks and deal out his own Shaq-Fu in kind. it's not worth it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
and yes this is the same video that started with a stitch performer saying that androgynous people were built to destroy
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im jealous
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
they have done this kind of thing a couple of times but this might be the worst example of it to date.
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
chess we should do the city trial team mode together it's sooooo fun
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
sometimes you hedge your bets perfectly on a stadium and sometimes this happens
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
if only we knew who that was.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
haha, no way... what is this? James Bond? The Jetsons??????
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
my freaking guy!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM