evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
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https://evanonline.neocities.org/
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
(icon by evan stanley)
https://evanonline.neocities.org/
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meta knight looks so undignified on a warp star.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
meta knight looks so undignified on a warp star.
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Serebii Update: The latest Pokémon feat. Hatsune Miku Project Voltage supporting artwork has been released
Go Beyond by hncl
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
Go Beyond by hncl
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Serebii Update: The latest Pokémon feat. Hatsune Miku Project Voltage supporting artwork has been released
Go Beyond by hncl
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
Go Beyond by hncl
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
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with marzipans frosting we gonna win de competition !!
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
with marzipans frosting we gonna win de competition !!
made a chuuni transform star for the chuuni guy
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
made a chuuni transform star for the chuuni guy
i need to get exorbitantly rich so i can commission an artisan to make me the walter white ouya controller
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i need to get exorbitantly rich so i can commission an artisan to make me the walter white ouya controller
the more time i spend with air riders the more i think this might make it into my personal gaming top 10... i wasn't expecting to love it so much
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
the more time i spend with air riders the more i think this might make it into my personal gaming top 10... i wasn't expecting to love it so much
the mental game of choosing which stadium you go to in air riders is maddening. this was the one feature i wasnt sure about & i think i still prefer one random stadium when it's a group of friends, but with randos i spend those 10 seconds running extreme mental calculus
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
the mental game of choosing which stadium you go to in air riders is maddening. this was the one feature i wasnt sure about & i think i still prefer one random stadium when it's a group of friends, but with randos i spend those 10 seconds running extreme mental calculus
technology is incredible
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
technology is incredible
gotta love randomizers
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
gotta love randomizers
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Tell me if you find a cool city
I might like!
I might like!
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Tell me if you find a cool city
I might like!
I might like!
how the FUCK are you supposed to get the time limited lanky kong statue this is hard
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
how the FUCK are you supposed to get the time limited lanky kong statue this is hard
let's see paul allen's upward-looking frieren.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
let's see paul allen's upward-looking frieren.
so here's what i'm thinking. i could kill The General real easy. he commands nothing, his glory days are behind him. one single ki blast would end him.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
so here's what i'm thinking. i could kill The General real easy. he commands nothing, his glory days are behind him. one single ki blast would end him.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
this quote from the new defunctland is haunting, and then mere minutes later it is revealed that the culmination of everything the guy who said it worked for in his life was that 60 years later some dudes would turn him into morshu. im hiding this as courtesy because morshu disney is scary
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this quote from the new defunctland is haunting, and then mere minutes later it is revealed that the culmination of everything the guy who said it worked for in his life was that 60 years later some dudes would turn him into morshu. im hiding this as courtesy because morshu disney is scary
instead of just putting "homer simpson in his underwear" as a style for the normal homer skin that is on the battle pass, "homer simpson in his underwear" is something fortnite wants you to pay an additional 15 dollars for, as its own skin. come on man
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
instead of just putting "homer simpson in his underwear" as a style for the normal homer skin that is on the battle pass, "homer simpson in his underwear" is something fortnite wants you to pay an additional 15 dollars for, as its own skin. come on man
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aw fuck dude not you again
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OK K.O.! crew art show piece from 2017 :•3 i think about them all the time
July 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
OK K.O.! crew art show piece from 2017 :•3 i think about them all the time
kevin perjurer talks up & down for hours about how much consideration is given by disney to character voices and their accuracy, and then he has footage of the first star wars disney event and the darth vader performer has the worst vader voice i've ever heard
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
kevin perjurer talks up & down for hours about how much consideration is given by disney to character voices and their accuracy, and then he has footage of the first star wars disney event and the darth vader performer has the worst vader voice i've ever heard
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Is it really that, time, again?
It seems as if you only just arrived.
It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Is it really that, time, again?
It seems as if you only just arrived.
It seems as if you only just arrived.
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Today's lunch break doodle is Taranza 🕷️ 🪷
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Today's lunch break doodle is Taranza 🕷️ 🪷
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psa: the macy's parade has a webgl 3d viewer for models of each of its balloons in the parade this year and somebody should absolutely extract the models
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
psa: the macy's parade has a webgl 3d viewer for models of each of its balloons in the parade this year and somebody should absolutely extract the models
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...