evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
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https://evanonline.neocities.org/
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
(icon by evan stanley)
https://evanonline.neocities.org/
what the fuck. youre not xananab. how dare you use his image
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
what the fuck. youre not xananab. how dare you use his image
hold on. i was unaware that shaq has been training the general in his techniques. killing him is still doable but DEFINITELY not worth the trouble. i can't take this job.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hold on. i was unaware that shaq has been training the general in his techniques. killing him is still doable but DEFINITELY not worth the trouble. i can't take this job.
so here's what i'm thinking. i could kill The General real easy. he commands nothing, his glory days are behind him. one single ki blast would end him.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
so here's what i'm thinking. i could kill The General real easy. he commands nothing, his glory days are behind him. one single ki blast would end him.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
this quote from the new defunctland is haunting, and then mere minutes later it is revealed that the culmination of everything the guy who said it worked for in his life was that 60 years later some dudes would turn him into morshu. im hiding this as courtesy because morshu disney is scary
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this quote from the new defunctland is haunting, and then mere minutes later it is revealed that the culmination of everything the guy who said it worked for in his life was that 60 years later some dudes would turn him into morshu. im hiding this as courtesy because morshu disney is scary
i really cannot believe how hard they went on this. they truly gave the people what we wanted.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i really cannot believe how hard they went on this. they truly gave the people what we wanted.
they really had her tall wives snuggle her lovingly together. they did it. she's got hoes.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
they really had her tall wives snuggle her lovingly together. they did it. she's got hoes.
what are you guys so worried about! she's right here!!! #kirbyairriders
(repost because i accidentally deleted this from the shop)
(repost because i accidentally deleted this from the shop)
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
what are you guys so worried about! she's right here!!! #kirbyairriders
(repost because i accidentally deleted this from the shop)
(repost because i accidentally deleted this from the shop)
remrmber buff dedede and how they were too cowardly to show his nipples
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
remrmber buff dedede and how they were too cowardly to show his nipples
whenever i see this at work im like, there has to be better E and I words
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
whenever i see this at work im like, there has to be better E and I words
many such cases. this happened to me too.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
many such cases. this happened to me too.
AND RUIN THEIR WEDDING?????????
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
AND RUIN THEIR WEDDING?????????
🔥 NEW ASH AND MAY'S WEDDING RECEPTION POI HAS CATERING HANDLED BY BEEF BOSS 🔥
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
🔥 NEW ASH AND MAY'S WEDDING RECEPTION POI HAS CATERING HANDLED BY BEEF BOSS 🔥
trying to play some air ride to get my fix before wednesday... ... ... ... it's just not the same...
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
trying to play some air ride to get my fix before wednesday... ... ... ... it's just not the same...
slime homer is all mine
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
slime homer is all mine
every single line of this
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
every single line of this
thanks for coming to the stream. official apology post to jill because of this happening to her. #ringracers
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
thanks for coming to the stream. official apology post to jill because of this happening to her. #ringracers
what a beautiful world
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
what a beautiful world
let's go watch this right now you guys!!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
let's go watch this right now you guys!!!!!!!!
haha, that's so cool!
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
haha, that's so cool!