evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
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https://evanonline.neocities.org/
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
(icon by evan stanley)
https://evanonline.neocities.org/
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Tell me if you find a cool city
I might like!
I might like!
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Tell me if you find a cool city
I might like!
I might like!
how the FUCK are you supposed to get the time limited lanky kong statue this is hard
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
how the FUCK are you supposed to get the time limited lanky kong statue this is hard
let's see paul allen's upward-looking frieren.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
let's see paul allen's upward-looking frieren.
so here's what i'm thinking. i could kill The General real easy. he commands nothing, his glory days are behind him. one single ki blast would end him.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
so here's what i'm thinking. i could kill The General real easy. he commands nothing, his glory days are behind him. one single ki blast would end him.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
the problem is his deep allegiance with Shaquille O'Neal. you kill The General, you're drawing Shaq aggro. a cunning warrior, on and off the court.
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
this quote from the new defunctland is haunting, and then mere minutes later it is revealed that the culmination of everything the guy who said it worked for in his life was that 60 years later some dudes would turn him into morshu. im hiding this as courtesy because morshu disney is scary
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this quote from the new defunctland is haunting, and then mere minutes later it is revealed that the culmination of everything the guy who said it worked for in his life was that 60 years later some dudes would turn him into morshu. im hiding this as courtesy because morshu disney is scary
instead of just putting "homer simpson in his underwear" as a style for the normal homer skin that is on the battle pass, "homer simpson in his underwear" is something fortnite wants you to pay an additional 15 dollars for, as its own skin. come on man
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
instead of just putting "homer simpson in his underwear" as a style for the normal homer skin that is on the battle pass, "homer simpson in his underwear" is something fortnite wants you to pay an additional 15 dollars for, as its own skin. come on man
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aw fuck dude not you again
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OK K.O.! crew art show piece from 2017 :•3 i think about them all the time
July 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
OK K.O.! crew art show piece from 2017 :•3 i think about them all the time
kevin perjurer talks up & down for hours about how much consideration is given by disney to character voices and their accuracy, and then he has footage of the first star wars disney event and the darth vader performer has the worst vader voice i've ever heard
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
kevin perjurer talks up & down for hours about how much consideration is given by disney to character voices and their accuracy, and then he has footage of the first star wars disney event and the darth vader performer has the worst vader voice i've ever heard
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Is it really that, time, again?
It seems as if you only just arrived.
It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Is it really that, time, again?
It seems as if you only just arrived.
It seems as if you only just arrived.
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Today's lunch break doodle is Taranza 🕷️ 🪷
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Today's lunch break doodle is Taranza 🕷️ 🪷
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psa: the macy's parade has a webgl 3d viewer for models of each of its balloons in the parade this year and somebody should absolutely extract the models
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
psa: the macy's parade has a webgl 3d viewer for models of each of its balloons in the parade this year and somebody should absolutely extract the models
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
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It's late as hell but I do it lol
www.twitch.tv/bigfakeinhell
www.twitch.tv/bigfakeinhell
BIGFAKEinHell - Twitch
You've come to the right place...
www.twitch.tv
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It's late as hell but I do it lol
www.twitch.tv/bigfakeinhell
www.twitch.tv/bigfakeinhell
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For a limited time only, you, too, can get a 🧲 MAX PLUSH 🧢 and then GIVE IT TO YOUR DOG:
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November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
For a limited time only, you, too, can get a 🧲 MAX PLUSH 🧢 and then GIVE IT TO YOUR DOG:
www.makeship.com/products/max...
www.makeship.com/products/max...
www.makeship.com/products/max...
www.makeship.com/products/max...
www.makeship.com/products/max...
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it annoys me how people moved the goalposts in such a way that they found a way to continue to insist that sakurai HATES new kirby games. he put in fucking daroach come on guys. if he accepts daroach i doubt the rest is bad.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
it annoys me how people moved the goalposts in such a way that they found a way to continue to insist that sakurai HATES new kirby games. he put in fucking daroach come on guys. if he accepts daroach i doubt the rest is bad.
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Happy 30th Anniversary (and a day) Sonic Spinball! May the franchise be ever brave enough to make another Sonic pinball game, because I like them and I want more.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy 30th Anniversary (and a day) Sonic Spinball! May the franchise be ever brave enough to make another Sonic pinball game, because I like them and I want more.
the sinus system is awesome sometimes you can sniff the wrong way in the shower and inhale shampoo so deeply that your entire body is fucked up by it
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sinus system is awesome sometimes you can sniff the wrong way in the shower and inhale shampoo so deeply that your entire body is fucked up by it
started up animal crossimg for the first time this year and within minutes they were telling me about Maglev Mike again. You'll never believe where he took the relationship this time
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
started up animal crossimg for the first time this year and within minutes they were telling me about Maglev Mike again. You'll never believe where he took the relationship this time
far from done with the new defunctland video but i've been so preoccupied with the part where stitch accidentally digs himself into a gender essentialism hole and only makes it worse as he tries to backtrack
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
far from done with the new defunctland video but i've been so preoccupied with the part where stitch accidentally digs himself into a gender essentialism hole and only makes it worse as he tries to backtrack
NEW STRONG BAD EMAIL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NEW STRONG BAD EMAIL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si