evanem
@evanempdx.bsky.social
Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.
Was truly an experience to see him be celebrated in person
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Was truly an experience to see him be celebrated in person
Macy’s Day Parade
@alisonmkey.bsky.social
@alisonmkey.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Macy’s Day Parade
@alisonmkey.bsky.social
@alisonmkey.bsky.social
Holy shit BI is going to be an all star this season.
Good for him.
Good for him.
BRANDON INGRAM FOR THE WIN
RAPTORS HAVE WON 9 STRAIGHT
RAPTORS HAVE WON 9 STRAIGHT
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Holy shit BI is going to be an all star this season.
Good for him.
Good for him.
His funeral
! Dylan Harper PG SAS - Playing - Wednesday at POR (calf strain)
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
His funeral
lol this woman absolutely rules.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
lol this woman absolutely rules.
Related: get my man out of Washington.
CJ McCollum got on an epic heater (46 points) Tuesday, leading the Wizards past Atlanta, for their first Cup win. It was a reminder of what Washington could look like with a lead frontman that brings out the best in the rest of the band. In
@theathletic.com:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
@theathletic.com:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
CJ McCollum isn't the Wizards' future, but he gave them a glimpse of it
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Related: get my man out of Washington.
Listening to Zach Lowe's pod and 73 year old Bill Simmons out of nowhere being like, "I'm 6'1 and a half" is THE most Bill Simmons thing ever.
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
a man with gray hair and a beard has a letter r on his head
ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard has a letter r on his head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Listening to Zach Lowe's pod and 73 year old Bill Simmons out of nowhere being like, "I'm 6'1 and a half" is THE most Bill Simmons thing ever.
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
Everything I know about that Nuzzi person I have inadvertently learned, against my will.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Everything I know about that Nuzzi person I have inadvertently learned, against my will.
absolutely ridiculous
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
absolutely ridiculous
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Blazers Legend Bryce McGowens
Well said. These trio of Pelicans absolutely sparked the team to their 74-58 lead over the Bulls at halftime -- their highest point total in a first half this season for New Orleans.
Also: Is McGowens making a push for minutes ahead of Jordan Hawkins (once he returns)?
Also: Is McGowens making a push for minutes ahead of Jordan Hawkins (once he returns)?
The Pelicans cannot lose a game where their bench has performed this well.
Salute to Yves, Jose and Bryce for their 1st half performances.
Salute to Yves, Jose and Bryce for their 1st half performances.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Blazers Legend Bryce McGowens
League so entirely fucked
Portland Trail Blazers - Starting - Deni Avdija, Toumani Camara, Sidy Cissoko, Jerami Grant, Donovan Clingan
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
League so entirely fucked
Reposted by evanem
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Me showing up for my flight to NYC on Wednesday morning.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me showing up for my flight to NYC on Wednesday morning.
Gayle Benson should be shunned from public life forever.
Relevant:
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Gayle Benson should be shunned from public life forever.
Gayle Benson and Mickey Loomis are absolute jokes. Disgusting.
Garafolo: K Justin Tucker working out for the Saints on Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Gayle Benson and Mickey Loomis are absolute jokes. Disgusting.
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Joe Dumars thought it was fine to trade their pick. That what’s happening now wasn’t a strong possibility or likely.
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Joe Dumars thought it was fine to trade their pick. That what’s happening now wasn’t a strong possibility or likely.
Reposted by evanem
Vaxxed?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Vaxxed?
Very fun for Caleb Love. Good for that dude.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Very fun for Caleb Love. Good for that dude.
But hey. Nice dance move. Steph!
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
But hey. Nice dance move. Steph!
Steph dancing after hitting a three to neither tie nor give the warriors a lead with 2 minutes left in the game is the level of corniness I love to laugh at.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Steph dancing after hitting a three to neither tie nor give the warriors a lead with 2 minutes left in the game is the level of corniness I love to laugh at.
Vaxxed?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Vaxxed?
Trump wants to make Mamdani his next bubba.
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trump wants to make Mamdani his next bubba.