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Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey at least the Kings can pull the ripcord on this season and lean harder into tank mode for next year's draft.

The Pelicans are just...
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I get an extra Blazers game in NOLA this season?!? Christmas comes early.
Pelicans Schedule Update
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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There were 10 murders in New Orleans in November and 108 so far in 2025. That's the second fewest through November since 1970 and the city is on pace for 117 in 2025 which would be the fewest in a year since 1970.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Forever fuck ICE.

Forever fight for people…

…who are just like us

(Not a part of the 1% agenda).
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Popular New Orleans restaurant Taqueria Guerrero announces they will be closed indefinitely in advance of pending ICE invasion.
This is what our current fascist administration is doing to our local communities. A staple in mid for almost 20 years has to close down their shop just to protect their workers from the Nazis that will begin conducting raids in New Orleans tomorrow. Please support them today if you are in town.
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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This is absolutely horrifying and enraging!
This is what our current fascist administration is doing to our local communities. A staple in mid for almost 20 years has to close down their shop just to protect their workers from the Nazis that will begin conducting raids in New Orleans tomorrow. Please support them today if you are in town.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Today yall!
208 N. Carrollton Ave.

Dine in
Order out
Tip

Estos cerotes hijos de puta aprenderán que en nuestra ciudad no se mete con la comunidad!
This is what our current fascist administration is doing to our local communities. A staple in mid for almost 20 years has to close down their shop just to protect their workers from the Nazis that will begin conducting raids in New Orleans tomorrow. Please support them today if you are in town.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is what our current fascist administration is doing to our local communities. A staple in mid for almost 20 years has to close down their shop just to protect their workers from the Nazis that will begin conducting raids in New Orleans tomorrow. Please support them today if you are in town.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Was truly an experience to see him be celebrated in person
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Macy’s Day Parade
@alisonmkey.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Holy shit BI is going to be an all star this season.

Good for him.
BRANDON INGRAM FOR THE WIN

RAPTORS HAVE WON 9 STRAIGHT
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
His funeral
! Dylan Harper PG SAS - Playing - Wednesday at POR (calf strain)
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
lol this woman absolutely rules.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Related: get my man out of Washington.
CJ McCollum got on an epic heater (46 points) Tuesday, leading the Wizards past Atlanta, for their first Cup win. It was a reminder of what Washington could look like with a lead frontman that brings out the best in the rest of the band. In
@theathletic.com:

www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
CJ McCollum isn't the Wizards' future, but he gave them a glimpse of it
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Listening to Zach Lowe's pod and 73 year old Bill Simmons out of nowhere being like, "I'm 6'1 and a half" is THE most Bill Simmons thing ever.

WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
a man with gray hair and a beard has a letter r on his head
ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard has a letter r on his head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Everything I know about that Nuzzi person I have inadvertently learned, against my will.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
absolutely ridiculous
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Blazers record when Toumani

Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
The Blazers record when Toumani

Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Blazers Legend Bryce McGowens
Well said. These trio of Pelicans absolutely sparked the team to their 74-58 lead over the Bulls at halftime -- their highest point total in a first half this season for New Orleans.

Also: Is McGowens making a push for minutes ahead of Jordan Hawkins (once he returns)?
The Pelicans cannot lose a game where their bench has performed this well.

Salute to Yves, Jose and Bryce for their 1st half performances.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
League so entirely fucked
Portland Trail Blazers - Starting - Deni Avdija, Toumani Camara, Sidy Cissoko, Jerami Grant, Donovan Clingan
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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The Blazers record when Toumani

Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Me showing up for my flight to NYC on Wednesday morning.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM