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Epictetus says be careful with your social media intake
i don't know what else i expected
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Could you imagine being so "alpha" that you're salivating at the prospect government telling you what you can and can't watch?

I guess "Choke me daddy" is what conservatives say to politicians controlling access to the internet.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
fulfilling the much needed demand for a social networking site that harshly punishes anyone who posts something that is nsfw but also has all posts made by people doing so for financial gain

beautiful lmao
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Patreon just announced that they’re… turning into a twitter competitor? or a full fledged social media platform?

you’ll soon be able to post “Quips” to the entire platform and there’s gonna be a global feed??

just what we needed, another closed garden social networking app!
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
no raise, lower bonus
project lead didn't bother to give anyone feedback
going to lose it at these people
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:

1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist

2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else

nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
um actually a female wizard is called a wizatrix
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
lesbian bar is playing kim possible on a giant tv
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i love politics in this normal country
rq before everyone gets mad again
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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There are LLMs that exist without any corporate or political pre-alignment by humans, and it is telling that none of them are right-wing. 1/
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
transsexual conservative
women women
🤝
plastic surgery
customer loyalty
programs
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
im a democratic socialist now
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Hey my comrade saw you from across the breadline and we really dig your vibe. Can we allocate you a vodka ration?”
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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OnlyFans former CEO says she's launching another fan platform, Vylit that will not allow porn but will allow topless content.

"As we say, we're going to free the nipple, but not the rest."
Vylit, from OnlyFans' former CEO, is coming — and it allows topless pics
Ami Gan, who was once CEO of OnlyFans, founded Vylit, an upcoming 18+ platform, with her co-founder Kailey Magder.
mashable.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
can i say something without everyone getting mad
One year later, and I got to have a brief reunion with my pal Juan Carlos. He's as handsome as ever.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
that’s right
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
trust the plan
patriots in control
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
who else go outside-pilled tonight
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
pants with pockets 😎
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
does an LLM possess Buddha-nature?
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i’m glad we’re all seriously debating what topics we should make illegal for the computer to talk about with us but wokely

it’s for the children

if we don’t ban the uncomfortable topics the children will die

let me scan your retinas btw
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
plastic surgery jokes
loomer is probably the worst person alive that i genuinely feel bad for

like i see that and i get the struggle
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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here's an example of the "moral discernment" you're signing on with :)
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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getting the up and down look from delivery drivers was validating the first time but now it makes me feel icky
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
reviewed my subscriptions and reduced them from ~$3000 per year to ~$400 per year

legit surprised at the things i had running on autopilot
a nsfw patreon
a random WoW sub from like 18 months ago
a random crunchroll sub that was in my roku account
a random shudder sub that was in my prime account
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM