Steph Williams
@eternity-ae.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood subversive with a specialization in network security, shitposting since 1986 (non-binary)
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Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
CHICAGO—Seeking to expand beyond sports coverage into radical new forms and expressions, Barstool Sports announced Monday that it would soon launch Confluences, a literary journal featuring book revie...
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February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
Two weeks until surgery! If all goes well I should be physically able to do things again by April!!!
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Two weeks until surgery! If all goes well I should be physically able to do things again by April!!!
It's Cupid, but instead of a bow and arrow they have a shotgun full of catshit.
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
It's Cupid, but instead of a bow and arrow they have a shotgun full of catshit.
This is what a hero looks like.
Oh and FUCK ICE !
Oh and FUCK ICE !
February 13, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This is what a hero looks like.
Oh and FUCK ICE !
Oh and FUCK ICE !
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Maybe the regime if finally starting to collapse?
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Maybe the regime if finally starting to collapse?
16 day until I'm free from this hernia.
For reference, I've been waiting six years to be able to afford this surgery.
For reference, I've been waiting six years to be able to afford this surgery.
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
16 day until I'm free from this hernia.
For reference, I've been waiting six years to be able to afford this surgery.
For reference, I've been waiting six years to be able to afford this surgery.
Having to refrain from cannabis for two months started five days ago.
Today the surgery was rescheduled three weeks earlier.
This is a good thing.
Today the surgery was rescheduled three weeks earlier.
This is a good thing.
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Having to refrain from cannabis for two months started five days ago.
Today the surgery was rescheduled three weeks earlier.
This is a good thing.
Today the surgery was rescheduled three weeks earlier.
This is a good thing.
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Breakfast in bed but it’s just me chained to the headboard while you throw pieces of fruit at me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Breakfast in bed but it’s just me chained to the headboard while you throw pieces of fruit at me.
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
My hernia surgery is now happening on March first instead of March 16th.
This is good news aside from having to rebook train and hotel.
This is good news aside from having to rebook train and hotel.
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My hernia surgery is now happening on March first instead of March 16th.
This is good news aside from having to rebook train and hotel.
This is good news aside from having to rebook train and hotel.
So Bondi is hard to listen to without becoming enraged.
Seriously America what the fuck is going on?
Seriously America what the fuck is going on?
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
So Bondi is hard to listen to without becoming enraged.
Seriously America what the fuck is going on?
Seriously America what the fuck is going on?
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I've been so tickled after making the ceramic sphinx in my last post that I couldn't help but draw them for some fun this weekend :)
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I've been so tickled after making the ceramic sphinx in my last post that I couldn't help but draw them for some fun this weekend :)
-22/ -38 with windchill.
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 PM
-22/ -38 with windchill.
Five days of clavamox to go. Banana is convinced I am trying to poison her.
She is doing extremely well and seems to be healing quickly.
I expect to have her trust back some time in April.
She is doing extremely well and seems to be healing quickly.
I expect to have her trust back some time in April.
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Five days of clavamox to go. Banana is convinced I am trying to poison her.
She is doing extremely well and seems to be healing quickly.
I expect to have her trust back some time in April.
She is doing extremely well and seems to be healing quickly.
I expect to have her trust back some time in April.
Fuck pickleball and it's associated bullshitery
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Fuck pickleball and it's associated bullshitery
I just spent an hour giving my cat clavamox.
She has been fully moxxed for today.
Only 6 mox filled days to go.
She has been fully moxxed for today.
Only 6 mox filled days to go.
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I just spent an hour giving my cat clavamox.
She has been fully moxxed for today.
Only 6 mox filled days to go.
She has been fully moxxed for today.
Only 6 mox filled days to go.
Giving the cat medication three times a day for the next two weeks is going to be difficult.
She is very much against taking the medicine.
No violence yet and she's far too classy to piss in my shoes but I don't feel safe.
She is very much against taking the medicine.
No violence yet and she's far too classy to piss in my shoes but I don't feel safe.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Giving the cat medication three times a day for the next two weeks is going to be difficult.
She is very much against taking the medicine.
No violence yet and she's far too classy to piss in my shoes but I don't feel safe.
She is very much against taking the medicine.
No violence yet and she's far too classy to piss in my shoes but I don't feel safe.
The cat is home, the dental work was successful and she is high as fuck.
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The cat is home, the dental work was successful and she is high as fuck.
My cat is having dental work done, so it will be stress all day until she is back home.
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
My cat is having dental work done, so it will be stress all day until she is back home.
Fuck.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Fuck.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I should be well enough to protest in May.
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I should be well enough to protest in May.
My family likes to invite me to things so they can talk shit behind my back after I've left. The heartwarming part is they think I don't know.
All of these people come to me to have their phones and computers sorted.
All of these people come to me to have their phones and computers sorted.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My family likes to invite me to things so they can talk shit behind my back after I've left. The heartwarming part is they think I don't know.
All of these people come to me to have their phones and computers sorted.
All of these people come to me to have their phones and computers sorted.