Ephemerides
@ephemerides.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW. Grumpy, Gym-addicted, and Geriatric.
Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
Permission to add mine to that load then lick the two of them up? 🍆💦💦👅👅😈
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Permission to add mine to that load then lick the two of them up? 🍆💦💦👅👅😈
Believe me, I'd be more than delighted to hump you instead 😈🥵...
...then unload inside, and rinse you out with hot soapy water, too, if that's what you're into 😅
...then unload inside, and rinse you out with hot soapy water, too, if that's what you're into 😅
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Believe me, I'd be more than delighted to hump you instead 😈🥵...
...then unload inside, and rinse you out with hot soapy water, too, if that's what you're into 😅
...then unload inside, and rinse you out with hot soapy water, too, if that's what you're into 😅
I'd happily burn the toy if you were there 🥵😈😈
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'd happily burn the toy if you were there 🥵😈😈
I mean, why resist? 😈😈😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I mean, why resist? 😈😈😂😂
It's a full-time job. Honestly, no sooner are they shiny than they get all sticky again. Constantly at it. 😈
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
It's a full-time job. Honestly, no sooner are they shiny than they get all sticky again. Constantly at it. 😈
I suddenly have the urge to dunk a tea bag... 🥵
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I suddenly have the urge to dunk a tea bag... 🥵
I'm not. I'm from a place where men in uniform used to frisk you if you wanted to go shopping.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm not. I'm from a place where men in uniform used to frisk you if you wanted to go shopping.
Well, something about me has to be sparkly or I lose my Gay Card. 😅
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Well, something about me has to be sparkly or I lose my Gay Card. 😅
It's wild how your hard Monday makes mine even harder 😈🍆
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It's wild how your hard Monday makes mine even harder 😈🍆
Monday? Lovely?! It'll be lovely when I get out of work and get naked in the locker room again later. 😈😂
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Monday? Lovely?! It'll be lovely when I get out of work and get naked in the locker room again later. 😈😂
As, it would appear, is underwear... is your company hiring, perchance? 🥵
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
As, it would appear, is underwear... is your company hiring, perchance? 🥵
Just a reminder that I still love the little fucker. 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Just a reminder that I still love the little fucker. 🥰
Never realised that the little finger on my left hand gets stiff, too. Maybe it's envious and trying to ejaculate as well 😂
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Never realised that the little finger on my left hand gets stiff, too. Maybe it's envious and trying to ejaculate as well 😂