Ephemerides
@ephemerides.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW. Grumpy, Gym-addicted, and Geriatric.
Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
July 2023 - needed something to hump.
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
July 2023 - needed something to hump.
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
Polishing the jewels
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Polishing the jewels
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
You scroll all morning looking at penis and then suddenly remember you have one of your own.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
You scroll all morning looking at penis and then suddenly remember you have one of your own.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
August 2023 - the Teams meeting was boring... something else demanded my attention 😉😈
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
August 2023 - the Teams meeting was boring... something else demanded my attention 😉😈
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
Whoever started conditioning men to hide their dicks in the #lockerroom needs a good dick-slapping, imho.
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Whoever started conditioning men to hide their dicks in the #lockerroom needs a good dick-slapping, imho.
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
To the guy who abandoned these poor Calvins on the gym shower floor - our dick juice is now mingling.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
To the guy who abandoned these poor Calvins on the gym shower floor - our dick juice is now mingling.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
September 23. After a brutal sports massage and a sweaty run, I just needed someone to take care of me 🥹
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
September 23. After a brutal sports massage and a sweaty run, I just needed someone to take care of me 🥹
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
All the other showers taken? Come on, just squeeze past me.
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
All the other showers taken? Come on, just squeeze past me.
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
Rescued CR7 boxers are definitely the closest I'll ever get to cumming all over Cristiano Ronaldo.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Rescued CR7 boxers are definitely the closest I'll ever get to cumming all over Cristiano Ronaldo.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Back in September 2023 my meeting was cancelled and the vibrations on the bus ride home had an effect 😏😉
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Back in September 2023 my meeting was cancelled and the vibrations on the bus ride home had an effect 😏😉
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM